30, queer af, any pronounsIneffableRainstorm on AO3Good Omens hyperfixationAt least 80% Crowley at all timesApparantly stuff about leaning on things and not sitting straight Every snek Crowley deserves a boop 🕶️🐍
I will never get over inherently tied to the lgbtq community Crowley's canonical music tastes are. Both Queen and Velvet Underground had visibly queer leads who weren't afraid to step out of typical societal gender presentation. Not to mention that Lou Reed openly dated trans folks. You can pry Crowley's queerness from my cold dead hands.
angels and demons are sexless, unless they make an effort
this fandom has ruined me I swear. I now giggle at the use of the word effort in every context. I had to use the phrase "put the effort in" and I swear I felt like I was being filthy
My favourite part of the Blitz minisode is the fact that technically none of it had to happen.
Like Crowley didn’t have to keep tabs on Aziraphale for long enough to know he’d gotten into trouble. He didn’t have to divert the bombs to fall on the church. Aziraphale didn’t have to stay with him to go to the West end. He didn’t have to volunteer to do the show. Crowley didn’t have to help him prepare for it.
Neither of them had to do any of that but they did. They did because they love to spend time with eachother and protect eachother and make the other happy. They wanted to have fun together and so that’s what they did
To end this day of boop-sanity, enjoy this silly little drawing of a snakey boop.
And we can't let this beautiful picture of Michael being booped (which i used as reference) be forgotten <3
Aziraphale looked up from his copy of 'Snake Care and Handling'. "I spotted this book in the veterinary section of the library! I thought it would be just the ticket for me to learn how to look after you better," he beamed.
"For Satan's sake, I spend a few months in snake form at the beginning of the world and it's all anyone can talk about for the rest of time! Serpent this, serpent that, I've been in human form a million times as long but no one goes on about how human I am, do they?"
"Well, you do rather lean in to it, my dear. What with the snake tattoo and snake belt and snakeskin shoes and-"
"Aziraphrale! I can't believe I'm hearing this! This is blatant snexism!" Crowley hissed. He turned and stalked out of the bookshop with what Aziraphrale couldn't help thinking was a particularly serpentine wiggle.