Character Introductions || Jamie Dutton
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Beth: I apologize for saying ‘fuck’ in front of Tate.
Kayce: You just said it again.
Beth: I am not a role model.
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Jamie: Today was awful.
Kayce: We’ll, tomorrow is a new day.
Jamie: Is that a threat?
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John: You know, it costs nothing to be nice to others.
Beth: It also costs nothing to be an asshole.
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John: I thought I saw Beth and Jamie hugging earlier today.
John: But when I got closer, they were actually strangling each other, which makes way more sense.
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Beth: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s “intelligent” and “really cool”
Beth: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.
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Jimmy: Whoever made that drink in the laundry room, it tasted really good.
Ryan: What drink?
Jimmy: The one that was left beside the laundry in that little plastic cup.
Colby: Did-Did you drink the laundry detergent??
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Kayce: Jamie’s mad at me so he hasn’t been talking to me all week.
Beth: You should enjoy that while it lasts.
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Beth: I don’t remember much, but I do remember I looked good doing it.
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John: Well, good things do happen, Kayce.
Kayce: Not in my experience.
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Beth: You make me angry so quickly, it’s almost remarkable.
Jamie: I literally have only said six words to you so far.
Beth: Yet here I am, boiling with hatred.
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Kayce: Are you okay?
Jamie: Yes, I’m fine.
Kayce: What does “fine” mean?
Jamie: It means I’m perfectly content but also wouldn’t mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all.
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John: So what are you getting Rip for his birthday?
Beth: I don’t know. It’s kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could have ever wanted when they married you.
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