Veeva: "Kill them with kindness"?

Veeva: WRONG!

Veeva: Instant Damage II

HitTheTarget: I miss my wife, wandering trader. I miss her a lot.

HitTheTarget: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand

William: You make me so angry so quickly. It’s remarkable.

Veeva: I literally only said 6 words.

William: Yet here I am, boiling with hate.

Veeva: His cunty behavior and odd eyes have captivated me

William: You’re gullible.

Fizzy: I am not gullible. I am easily tricked - which someone told me is different.

William: …

Fizzy: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!

William: That doesn't exist.

Fizzy: Not with that attitude.

William: Can we talk? One ten to another?

Veeva: I'm an eleven but continue.

Stampy: HitTheTarget is forbidden from monologuing.

Veeva: *makes HitTheTarget a cup of tea but puts salt in it*

HitTheTarget: *sips tea*

Veeva:

HitTheTarget: *finishes tea*

Veeva: Didn't it taste bad?

HitTheTarget: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.

Veeva, tearing up: Oh, okay.

Stampy: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!

HitTheTarget: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long line of violence.

Stampy: Oh...

HitTheTarget: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

HitTheTarget: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

Stampy: You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.

Veeva: He asked for no pickles.

HitTheTarget, in the background: [sadly holding a cheeseburger that has pickles]

Stampy: Fizzy, I need you to swear-

Fizzy: Fuck!

Stampy:

Stampy: Fizzy, I need you to promise,

HitTheTarget: The secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you’ll need.

HitTheTarget: The second secret to life is that fresh air warm sun and a cup of tea will make your problems small enough to start handling.

HitTheTarget: The third secret to life is that violence sometimes really is the answer.

Fizzy: Girls love me because I am cute and autistic

Fizzy: Girls find me endearing because I can't figure out social cues so there's always something Off about me

Fizzy: Girls are attracted to my bizarre creature sounds I occasionally make

Veeva: My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

HitTheTarget: I'd go to like, an Olive Garden.