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incorrectstampy · 2 months
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Veeva: "Kill them with kindness"?
Veeva: WRONG!
Veeva: Instant Damage II
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karmaspidr · 5 months
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How I hope Stampy's Lovely World will end
Stampy: wakes up Where am I?
DanTDM: Looks like the only Minecraft Youtuber to never change finally moved on.
Stampy: Dan?
DanTDM: Hey Stampy.
Stampy: Where am I? Is this heaven?
DanTDM: You're not dead, Stampy. This is where all the old-school Minecraft Youtubers go to retire. Welcome, to the Shady Oaks SMP
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HTT: Look what you've done to my roses!
Stampy: They're poppies!
Veeva Dash: As much as I hate to admit it, he's right. They ARE poppies; they haven't been roses since 2015.
HTT: I may not know my flowers, but I KNOW A LOSER WHEN I SEE ONE!
(credit to this post by @stampys-lovely-world-countdown; one may also substitute "flowers" with "M¡necraft updates")
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The Lunar Friends (about Stampy): To me he is most precious and my creature
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eviilthiing · 1 year
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Target: You have friends and I envy that
Stampy: You're welcome to share my friends!
Target: *looks at the Helpers*
Target: I don't want those
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emberleaf23 · 2 years
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Squid: Hey guys, what'd you all get in your yearbooks?
Snake: 'Most Likely To Start A Bar Fight.'
Stampy: 'Most Likely To Start A Kitchen Fight.'
Amy: ...what's a kitchen fight?
Stampy: It's a secret.
Salem: I got 'The One Watching The Bar Fight And Cheering.'
Ash: 'Least Likely To Win The Bar Fight.'
Amy: 'The One Who Orders Hot Chocolate During The Bar Fight.'
Chache: 'The One Who'd Rather Go Home Instead Of Dealing With The Bar Fight.'
Broomy: 'The One Eating Fast Food During The Bar Fight.'
Mousie: 'Most Likely To Win The Bar Fight.'
Squid: 'The One Who Brought His Cat To The Bar Fight.'
Ash: ...what is a kitchen fight?
Stampy: More like why do you guys keep starting bar fights!
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Dimitri: Well, I'm the looks! You're the brains, 'Nelope.
Penelope: So what's the Panda King?
Dimitri: He's the actual real brains.
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dingdinghq · 2 years
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fizzy: in my defense it was a bit i was doing your honor
william: jester for the court
fizzy: now look what you've done! because your joke was better than mine they're gonna execute me. i hope it was worth it
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inkats · 2 years
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i am GOING to learn how to code! i will do it!! i will make a silly little game! <- person who doesnt play video games
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alyxdefoisnthere · 21 days
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IM GONNA BE OFFLINE FOR IDK HOW LONG
Okay so my internet has been cut off, im currently at school using my friends phone to write this post. I have a list of stuff i wrote in class that im going to get done while im gone.
-Incorrect quotes (screenshots)
-Incorrect quotes (Animated and voice acted by me)
-Bed and desk tour (for the 100 follower milestone)
-Posting a new account banner that i drew
-3 fully coloured digital works
-5 digital sketches
-A digital comic
-An animated cover of losef baby (WIP , I HAVE 3254 FRAMES TO ANIMATE)
-Alyx and Stampy frienship dynamics/ Alyx and Alastor
-School stories
-New keyboard reveal
-A COMPETITION, MORE INFORMATION SOON
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cuuno-moved · 2 years
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So what am I supposed to do with the information stampy and inthelittlewood are brothers in law. (This may be incorrect but also what)
yeahhh they are
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incorrectstampy · 5 months
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HitTheTarget: I miss my wife, wandering trader. I miss her a lot.
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karmaspidr · 1 year
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Shady Oaks: About to enter a Wither War.
Stampy: I knew I made the right choice by not joining.
I miss Shady Oaks.
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queerstampy · 2 years
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notable thing abt the old helpers versus the current trio: the current trio have had introductions. proper ones.
william came in swiftly when danger struck with the wither, and protected and defended stampy. he also hid out in stampy's old home for a while.
polly was another reindeer that lived with santa and had a whole special episode where she was just. vibing with stampy and hanging out and being silly.
fizzy showed up celebrating stampy's birthday, and even though they were incorrect, the others still had fun and they all had like. a very fun time together.
them being pointed out directly and their introductions being what are basically core memories as seen in the 10 years later special just. make them so much more interesting
dont get me wrong, i adore the old helpers, but the new helper trio just. have a creative spark to them
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Fizzy Elephant: Guys I think Stampy and Hit the Target are mpreg-ing right now. William Beaver: That was a crazy sentence
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eviilthiing · 1 year
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Keen: I'm not doing to well
Stampy: What's wrong?
Keen: I have this headache that comes and goes
*Heinois enters the room*
Keen: There it is again
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