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mopehead (fond)
patchwork (affectionate)
they’re in love your honor, and I can and WILL butcher their characters beyond recognition at times to get that point across(everything is beautiful and nothing hurts)
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Tomura: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.
Dabi, with an unhinged grin: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
#*shows up late with starbucks* hey#prelude#shigaraki tomura#dabi#shigadabi#incorrect shigadabi quotes#s: tumblr
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Toga: Tenko, I know you hate Halloween, but stick with us and I promise you, you will love it!
Tenko: Can you magically make everyone kind, sober and fully dressed?
Touya, snorting: “Kind, sober and fully dressed.” Good news everyone, we found the name of Tenko’s sex tape!
#middles#pocketful#toga himiko#shimura tenko#todoroki touya#touten#incorrect shigadabi quotes#s: brooklyn nine nine
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no no, that’s exactly what he did
Dabi: How are we gonna get in?
Tomura: Don’t worry, I’ve got the keys.
Tomura: [dusts a window]
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hey sorry to bother you, I was just curious about how the nicknames mopehead and patchwork originated. I mean I know what they mean but I don't remember the characters calling each other that in canon. But I've seen them in some fics. I'm just asking you because you have them in your bio so i thought you might know
hi sweetie!!
this is a totally valid question, so don’t worry!
honestly? I think it’s mostly a fanon thing. they’re that kind of annoying nicknames that have the potential to become endearing once you fall in love with the person you’re using them on, so I think writers took those characteristics to represent that journey because they’re truly something tomura and dabi would pick on each other about at the beginning of their acquaintanceship but that would evolve into something more tender (for all is worth) the closer they grew to each other :)
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Dabi: How are we gonna get in?
Tomura: Don’t worry, I’ve got the keys.
Tomura: [dusts a window]
#dabi#shigaraki tomura#shigadabi#incorrect shigadabi quotes#s: chopping mall#yes I do mean decay#no I will not change it#it’s funnier this way
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Dabi: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.
Tomura: The fuck kinda Subway do you go to?
Jin, under his breath: I deal with so much shit.
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Tomura: You think you’re funny?
Dabi: I think I’m adorable.
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he did, in fact, get punched in the face.
Touya, to Tenko: Hey, can you take off your shirt so I can see how angels hide their wings?
#doesn’t change the fact Tenko was a blushing mess afterwards tho#phaedinphaedout#staples in the dust
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Touya, to Tenko: Hey, can you take off your shirt so I can see how angels hide their wings?
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Tomura: [holding out a mug that reads World’s Greatest Parent in one hand and wearing one of the DIY shirts showing Kurogiri surrounded by kittens dressed as the League that Himiko and Jin helped make for everyone else]
Tomura: Happy Mother’s Day to the only parent that matters: Kurogiri.
Kurogiri, a little choked up and very much touched: [taking the mug] Thank you. I’ll cherish it forever.
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listen. i did think about it before posting it but decided against it in the end ksbsjdbks.
it’s a good joke. a great joke, even, but consider this—
Spinner: Stressed.
Tomura: Depressed.
Jin: Possessed.
Toga: Obsessed.
Magne: Impressed.
Dabi: Chicken breast.
Everyone: …What?
Dabi: I just wanted to join in.
#i know I made That One Joke about Kurogiri but that was ONE TIME#kjsnjsjks#staples in the dust#everydayisaogny#alt text
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Spinner: Stressed.
Tomura: Depressed.
Jin: Possessed.
Toga: Obsessed.
Magne: Impressed.
Dabi: Chicken breast.
Everyone: …What?
Dabi: I just wanted to join in.
#you’re doing amazing sweetie#spinner#shigaraki tomura#bubaigawara jin#toga himiko#magne#dabi#league of villains#incorrect shigadabi quotes#s: unknown
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Dabi: You can trust me.
Tomura: I've been in forests less shady than you.
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Dabi: When I get murdered, can you make sure I’m an unsolved case?
Tomura: What?
Dabi: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Tomura: Can we go back to the part where you said ‘when I get murdered’?
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[in the group chat]
Tomura: I don’t care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Kurogiri: Alive.
Tomura: Not in jail?
Kurogiri: [read 3:46 am]
Tomura: Kurogiri!!!!
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you are right and you should say it (*´꒳`*)
Dabi: I love cereal.
Tomura: Me too.
Dabi: Guess we should make out then.
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absolutely
Dabi: So, are we flirting right now?
Tomura: I AM LITERALLY ABOUT TO DISINTEGRATE YOU.
Dabi: That doesn’t answer my question.
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