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Shiro: Dammit
Hayato: Geez look at the fucking mouth on that kid
Hongo: ???
#kamen rider#incorrect quotes#ichimonji hayato#kazami shiro#hongo takeshi#hayato to me#feels like someone who would swear#but would also be extremely judgmental of other people swearing#meanwhile hongo has never said a swear word ever
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Tachibana: We need more racers
Hayato: I’m right here?
Tachibana: Do you ever show up to practice
Hayato:
Hongo:
Hayato: Okay fair
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Hiroshi: If I had a nickel for every time someone tried to kill me by putting me in the sea, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice
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Everyone else at the escape room: *trying to solve the puzzle*
Shigeru: *inputs code wrong five times and gets them locked out of the system for ten minutes*
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She's getting cooked on twitter but she's entirely correct
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Kazuya: *exists*
Hiroshi: Oh I hope he thinks I’m cool
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Shiro pointing to a kaijin: Hey you wanna see me nuclear kick that guy?
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Kazuya: We don’t have cookies on the base anymore after someone raided the snack room while screaming ME COOKIE MONSTER ME WANT COOKIES
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Kouta: The Showa Riders suck
Gou: Hey man
Kouta: ?
Gou: Fuck you
Gentarou: What he said
#kamen rider#incorrect quotes#I maintain kazuya helped train gou in being a rider#and hayato taught him how to be flamboyant to hide his trauma
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Hiroshi: Is it time to panic now
Shiro: Nobody panic
Amazon: PANIC
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Murasame: You’re making me claustrophobic
Koutarou: What does claustrophobic mean
Shigeru: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus
Koutarou: HO HO HO
Shigeru: Stop it you’re scaring him
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Gou: *takes photos of himself as Mach*
Hayato: I’m so happy young people feel safe enough to do that now. If I had tried that when I was your age, Shocker would have swarmed my apartment
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Murasame: *lying on the couch with his eyes closed*
Koutarou:
Koutarou:
Koutarou: *picks up poking stick*
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Hiroshi on the phone: Kazuya why is there someone screaming I’ll kill you in the background
Kazuya: Oh that’s just our squad captain
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Shiro: For my birthday, I got a new bike helmet, so much leather and *rummages in pocket* hand soap shaped like a cat paw
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Hongo: Soooo how did your first day go
Hayato: *thinks about how everyone kept going fuck off rando* It was great. Everyone was super nice
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Keisuke: *whistles*
Hiroshi: *click clacks towards him like a dog*
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