☮ ON HIATUS ☮

Hey everyone! Don’t be startled if you don’t see any posts this month - this blog is going on a temporary hiatus. I’m taking this time to focus accumulating and organizing the queue so that the new year will be choc-full of more continuous Monkee madness. By February 1st, the queue will be up and running again.

At this time you can also submit any quotes that might be floating in your noggin as it’ll guaranteed to be added to the queue! Just know it won’t be posted right away, as I usually do. So if you don’t see your submission right away just know it’s somewhere snuggly tight in the queue. I’ll try not to space them out too far into the year so you guys can see your silly little posts asap.

Thank you all for a fantastic 2023 and thank you to any and all that continue to follow this blog, you guys are awesome for sticking around this long. And thank you to those who recently followed, I’m very glad this has been worth your time.

Peace and love to you all on planet earth 💖!!

Peter: No, I'm not tired of being nice. But yes, I still want to lose my mind a little bit. These things can coexist.

Peter: I want to go crazy, but like, in a kind and respectful way.

Micky, Davy and Peter: Happy Birthday!

Mike: No cake? No drinks? No party guests?

Micky: Yep!

Mike: Thank god.

Micky: Hey Davy! Peter wanted me to drop his birthday gift off for you.

Davy: Wow, that’s quite a big gift box …

Box: *muffling sounds*

Davy: … He’s in there, isn’t he?

Micky, bad a flirting: I like your name.

Mike, bad at taking compliments: Thanks… I don’t think it’s that great.

Micky: Then Mike told me to grow up!

Davy: Man, what did you tell him?

Micky: I was speechless, I couldn’t talk!

Micky: I did have 48 gummy bears in my mouth, but still.

Peter: *placing flower crown on Davy’s head* Long live the king.

Davy: This is stupid.

Peter: Wh- fine then, you jerk! Micky is the flower king now.

Davy: Oi! It’s mine, buzz off!

Mike: *posts a Christmas tree photo, a mirror reflecting the ceiling fan is also seen*

Micky, commenting: Why do you have a framed picture of your ceiling fan?

Bob: Why are you guys acting like this?

Micky: Oh, we're not acting. We really are like this.

Mike: I wouldn't wish working with Peter on my worst enemy, and my worst enemy is Peter, who I hate.

Peter: I relate to Belle because I like to read books and l love people for their souls.

Micky: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

Peter: I made a marshmallow Michael. His arms are crossed because he’s annoyed at all the other marshmallows for not listening to him. Do you like it, Michael?

Mike, visibly choked up: It’s fine.

[Courtroom Gag Reel #4]

Micky, arguing with Mike: Objection! Nuh uh.

Mike: … The hell ya mean “nu-uh” ?!

Micky: Jail is no fun, I’ll tell you that much.

Peter: Oh, you’ve been?

Micky: Once. In Monopoly.

Mike: I forget but I do NOT forgive. I’m just wakin’ ‘round hatin’ everyone, can’t remember why.

Peter: My hands are really cold.

Davy, holding his hands: Here, I’ll help you warm them up.

Peter: ...

Peter, now panicking: For some reason my lips are cold too!

Mike: You get turned back into a baby but ya retain all your skills and memory, what do y’all do?

Micky: Eat a nickel.

Mike: Reminder that you’ve retained all your skills and memory.

Davy: I would eat a nickel too.

Mike: … Okay.