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Martin: I thought you said you knew what you were doing!
Frasier: I MAY have overestimated my skill set.
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*Playing a game*
Niles: What language were Homer’s The Iliad and The Odyssey written in?
Martin: Greek?
Niles: Wrong. Daphne?
Daphne: Greek?
Niles: Correct!
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Niles: There's nothing wrong with Maris.
Roz: Oh please, that woman has more issues than Vogue!
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Niles: *Drunkenly sobbing* and I keep trying to make Daphne understand that I’m in love with her but she’s so oblivious and never understands it!
Daphne: When did you meet someone else named Daphne?
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Daphne: You’ve sort of been like a dad to me. You’ve always looked out for me and shared your wisdom.
Martin: I am pretty wisdomous.
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Daphne: I've been living a lie!
Roz: Just one? I'm living like, twenty.
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Niles: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.
Daphne: Well, maybe you should have principles.
Niles: You're right, maybe I should!
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Niles: Oh. You're still here.
Roz: There's no need to sound so disappointed.
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Frasier: Well, there is one sport I excel at.
Martin: What is it?
Frasier: Competitive bitching.
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Frasier: We can have nervous breakdowns later. Everyone get it together!
Niles: Alright but when we do have nervous breakdowns, I'm going first.
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Niles: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.
Daphne: I'm a kleptomaniac. So that doesn't mean anything.
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Frasier: How do I deal with my enemies?
Daphne: Kill them.
Frasier: I'm looking for a more passive solution.
Martin: Only kill them a little bit.
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Daphne: I'm not single. Doctor Crane and I are dating.
Frasier: Really?!
Martin: Really?!
Niles: Really?!
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Frasier: Well, Niles thinks I'm funny!
Lilith: Statistically, I suppose someone has to.
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Roz: Are you okay?
Niles: Of course I am. Why do you ask?
Roz: Well, for one thing, you're openly weeping.
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Daphne: You've thought about us having kids?
Niles: Of course! I think we'd have amazing children.
Daphne: Aww, me too.
Roz: How many do you guys want?
*At the same time*
Niles: 15.
Daphne: 2.
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Daphne: Hey Roz, you're still bisexual right?
Roz: No, I forgot to pay my gay bill this month so they cut me off.
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