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Here’s a link to a google sheet of ALL BAIL FUNDS around the country. You can also add missing bail funds here by messaging me!
Please spread this link around!
#not exo#important#there's a lot of you on here so i thought i should rb this here#please donate if you can!!
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baekhyun chanyeol kai and sehun going absolutely apeshit now that junmyeon's enlisting and 98% of their impulse control is on paternity leave
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*in the gc*
chanyeol: congrats on the solo debut!!! we all pitched in on a gift and you'll LOVE it
junmyeon: omg really what is it?
baekhyun:
junmyeon: oh my fucking god i
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Kyungsoo: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I’ve done is killing it on the dance floor.
Kyungsoo: Just kidding, I was almost arrested for homicide once. They couldn't prove it :)
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chanyeol: don't tell your mother
baekhyun: kiss one another?
chanyeol: ＤＩＥ ＦＯＲ ＥＡＣＨ ＯＴＨＥＲ
baekhyun, terrified: i-
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*at jongdae's wedding reception*
minseok: hello welcome. this is my wife jongdae and this is his wife
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chanyeol: tell me something that’s worse than a heartbreak
jongdae: when you wake up in the morning but forgot to charge your phone
baekhyun: when you wake up in the morning
minseok: when you wake up
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junmyeon: bisexuals can only like two things, so I've chosen red velvet and destroying the patriarchy
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jongin: do you support gay rights
sehun: i am gay
baekhyun: HE'S DODGING THE QUESTION!!!!!!
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*texting*
minseok: dude I'm dying
chanyeol: without me? :/
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flight attendant: before we take off, please secure all small items
sehun, turning to kyungsoo and minseok: are you guys happy? do you feel safe?
kyungsoo and minseok:
#sehun#kyungsoo#minseok#xiumin#exo#q: tumblr post bfksbfks#not pictured: junmyeon pouting because sehun didnt ask HIM too
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ot9 exo ls every day every hour
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jongdae: my fiancée’s pregnant Chanyeol: awesome!! Can’t wait to find out if I’m gonna be an aunt or an uncle!!!!
bro i only saw the preview for this and thought chanyeol was gonna say "cant wait to find out who's the father" bsknfskcnksnclsmcmsjc
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jongdae really saw those jokes saying minseok has a secret wife and kids and that yixing wanted to meet a nice girl this year and said move losers its my time to shine go hard or go the fuck home
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GIRL WHERE ARE YOU KIM JONGDAE IS FUCKING ENGAGAED AND GONNA BE A DAD HOLY FUCK
BRO I JUST WOKE UP DBSKZNS CHEN SAID WE DONT USE PROTECTION WE PULL OUT AND IF SHE GETS KNOCKED UP WE SHOTGUN WEDDING WE DIE LIKE MEN!!!!!
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in the end it was jongdae with the secret wife and baby not minseok
#im back from the dead to yell that im happy for him!!!!!#jongdae#chen#exo#not a quote#tbh lets not count minseok out
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suho: wash the dishes
sehun: ok boomer
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