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Lenalee: *walks*
Everyone: dammmnnnbn gurl 馃槱馃槱馃槝馃槶馃槶sLayyy my hunnyyy!!!!! 馃憼馃憼馃憼
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I am totally in love with them shit quotes! Never stop, you awesome
Not sure if I'll make new posts, I'm pretty much over my D.gray man phase, but I'll keep this blog open for the shits and giggles.
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You are hilarious.
I hope so, I like to write comedic stuff/stories. It started off with this blog though, along with other stuff haha.
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I just wanted to say that I love your blog and it's hilarious and amazing. I'm so glad I found it. =)
It's been years since I logged on to this blog, even though this ask was submitted probably long ago, I'm glad it gave you a little chuckle in the past. In general, I like to make people laugh with comedy.
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Allen: alright role call! Allen is here obviously... uh Lavi?
Lavi: here
Allen: Kanda?
Kanda: here
Allen: annnnnd Ticket Milk?
Tyki: fuck you
#his name is now and forever ticket milk#ticket milk is my bae#allen walker#lavi bookman#kanda yuu#tyki mikk#d gray man#dgm
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Kanda: Look I'm not tryna sound like I'm a god, but I am.
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Allen: Happy New Year!
Kanda: um why celebrate New Years when you are one year closer to death. Ugh mortals.
Allen: okay edge lord.
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Allen: OKAY I have a really good idea!!
*2 minutes later*
Lavi: *screams* WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA-
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Allen: I like how all the well thought quotes on this page don't get as many notes as the stupidly lazy ones-
Nea: succ
Komui: *Wheezes*
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The best thing we can do is treat our leaders as bluebottles. There鈥檚 no point waving our arms around and getting agitated because it will make no difference. They will continue to buzz around being annoying.
Komui Lee (Originally Top Gear)
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Allen : Wait... so is Cross really dead...?
Lavi : It can't be...
Kanda: He's not as dead as this blog though
Allen & Lavi, under their breath: ohhhhhhh shiiiiiit
#D.Gray-Man#d.gray man#Allen Walker#lavi#kanda yuu#we reached rock bottom guys#to the point that we joke#about our inactivity
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when you say not spoiler free do you mean for the show or for the manga or both?
Basically both.
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Allen: *inhales deeply* Fuck.
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Kanda: I saw a dying pigeon on the sidewalk today and it was flinching as if it's trying to grab on to the thin string of life and damn I've never been so emotionally attached to a bird before.
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d.gray-man tag yourself
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So glad I'm blind so I won't have to see how low key fucked up the world is.
-Noise Marie
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