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Demon!Dip: You wanna protein shake bro?
Human!Bill: Nah bro.
Demon!Dip: Why bro?
Human!Bill: Cause you're the one that gives me strength, bro.
Demon!Dip: ...
Demon!Dip: Bro.
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Rev!Dip: You know what Wirt? You are pretty cool.
Rev!Wirt: The cooliest?
Rev!Dip: Don't ruin it.
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Rev!Dip: Guess what number I'm thinking of.
Will: 420
Rev!Dip: No, that's really immature of you. Someone else guess what number I'm thinking of.
Rev!Wirt: 69
Rev!Dip: ...yeah, it was 69.
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@ you know who you are
Please read the fucking description first before you fucking reblog anything from here.
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Oddly enough, someone who's blocked me just reblogged one of my quotes.
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Rev!Wirt: Is Dipper always like this when he loses?
Will: Oh, yeah. You should've seen the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2012
Rev!Dip: YOU SHOVED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!
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Rev!Wirt: …and then I jumped off the roof unscathed!
Will: You’re bleeding in so many places.
Rev!Wirt: I’m a little bit scathed.
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Rev!Wirt: Oh my gods! You guys found me, I'm-wait. How did you know to come find me?
Rev!Dip: You hadn't done anything super annoying for like, 5 hours, so we knew something was wrong.
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Bill: Must you always attack me with your words?
Dipper: You want me to use rocks?
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Rev!Dip: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Will: Hey Wirt, how tall are you?
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Will: Mason. Do not, under any circumstances, do the thing.
Rev!Dip, out of sight, currently in the process of doing the thing: Will, please. I would never.
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Rev!Dip: Don't let Will fool you, he's not that scary. He used to do ballet.
Rev!Wirt: No way.
Will: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.
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"I get really offended when people tell me I'm going to hell for being bi, because I feel like they're overlooking all the perfectly valid reasons I'm going to hell."
-Demon!Dipper
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Bill: Kids, there's three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Bill way.
Dipper: Isn't that the wrong way?
Bill: Yeah, but it's faster.
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Demon!Dip: Oh, c'mon. You know you love me!
Human!Bill: I'd sell you to Satan for one corn chip.
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Bill: Not to be creepy, but I'd love to make out with your feet.
Dipper: SOMEHOW, that was STILL CREEPY.
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Bill: Don't you think you're overreacting?
Wirt, literally digging his own grave: Well I think you're underreacting.
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