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Incorrect Benslie Quotes
(or really just parks and rec in general)
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Tom: I'm very scary.
Ann: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Tom: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Ann: And small.
Tom:
Tom: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
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April: We need to open this locked door. Chris, give me your credit card.
Chris: Here.
April, pocketing it: Thanks. Ron, break down the door.
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Ben: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.
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Leslie: So what's for dinner?
Ben, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.
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April: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Jerry will and will not eat.
Andy: Grass? Yes!
April: Moss? Yes!!
Andy: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
April: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Andy: Worms? Sometimes!
April: Rocks? Usually nah.
Andy: Twigs? Usually!
April: Chris's cooking? Inconclusive!
Leslie: How did you… test this?
April: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
Leslie: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Ron: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Chris: Where's April, Tom, and Donna?
Andy: They're playing hide and seek.
Chris: Where?
Andy: I don't think you get how this game works.
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Donna: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right
Ann: Looking right because you left
Ben: Looking up cause you let me down
April: Looking down cause you fucked up
Ron: What is wrong with you all?
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Tom: I’m an idiot.
Ann:
Ben:
April:
Ron:
Donna:
Ann: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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Ben: Nothing in life is free.
Jerry: Love is free!
April: Adventure is free.
Leslie: Knowledge is free.
Andy: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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Ann: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Ben: Have everyone stand.
Chris: Bring three more chairs!
Ron: The most important ones can sit down.
April: Kill three.
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Ann: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Chris: 'Prettiest Smile'
Leslie: 'Nicest Personality'
Donna: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Ron: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'.
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Ben, driving Andy and April: So how was your day?
Andy: We almost got surprise adopted!
Ben: What?
April: We almost got kidnapped.
Ben: Oh, okay.
Ben: *slams on the brakes* WAIT WHAT?!
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Leslie: April, keep an eye on Tom today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
April: Sure, I’d love to see Tom get punched.
Leslie: Try again.
April, sighing: I will stop him from getting punched.
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*Leslie and Ben sitting in jail together*
Ben: So who should we call?
Leslie: I’d call Ann, but I feel safer in jail.
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*The group is getting into the car*
Chris: I’m driving.
Andy, out of view: Shotgun!
Tom, turning to face Andy: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Andy: WOAH-
Andy, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
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Andy: Tom, my old arch enemy.
Jerry: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Andy: I have a life outside of you, Jerry.
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