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Face: Where do daytime animals go at night anyway? I’ve never seen one.
Face: The fear I would feel if I was outside after dark and a duck walked past me is indescribable.
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Face: Reminder that I am very sweet and endearing so be nice to me.
Murdock: Or what.
Face: Or I’ll punch your lights out.
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Murdock: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sunflowers are yellow. Tulips come in all sorts of colors. So do roses. Daffodils are also yellow.
B.A: Was that supposed to be a poem?
Murdock: No, I just like flowers.
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Hannibal: You got charged with…breaking into a pet store?
Murdock: I thought the puppies might be lonely.
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Murdock: Sitting on and touching warm rocks… Now that’s the good stuff…
Amy: Are you… A reptile ?
Murdock: What are you a cop? Mind your business
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Amy: Is any of this legal?
Hannibal: I’m sure it’s legal somewhere.
Amy: …And here?
Hannibal: Not even remotely.
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Murdock: It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career.
Murdock: You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want to, and the universe lets you!
Murdock: Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?”
Face: …I’d ask what you did today, but I think I can guess.
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Face: This can't be good.
Hannibal: Why does everyone say that when I walk in unexpected?
Face: So you have good news?
Hannibal: No.
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Face: No. To all of that.
Murdock: "No"? You can’t say “No” to everything!
Face: I absolutely can. Just did.
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I am one hundred percent sure that I’m zero percent sure of what to do.
Face
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Colonel Decker (having captured the A-Team): I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
Face: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.
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Face: Murdock, do you have any plans for the future?
Murdock: I’ll probably grab the biggest slice and hope you don’t notice.
Face: The future BEYOND when our pizza arrives.
Murdock: Ooooh. Deep!
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If you can’t handle me at my worst, just remember that I handle me at my worst and that makes me stronger than you.
Face
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Computer: *makes error sound*
Murdock: *imitates error sound sarcastically*
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B.A.: Have you not listened to anything I’ve said?
Face: I certainly haven’t, but I didn’t think you’d notice.
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I can’t decide if I need 50 cups of coffee or a month’s worth of sleep.
Face
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Amy, walking into the kitchen: Wh-? YOU TWO???
Murdock: Hey, Amy! Want some coffee?
Amy: What are you doing here? It’s 6 in the morning!
Face: Well, since you invited us over for dinner, we wanted to stop by early and help make it.
Amy: Was the door unlocked?
Face: Not at first.
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