Edwin: Midas you’re going to make us go broke Midas: Haha gold go brr

Rain: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Day: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Rain: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Tobin: edible

Midas: You know you’ve made it when you see your picture everywhere you go. Edwin: Those are wanted posters!

Edwin: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology. Midas, amazed: Wow… Adarvan, to Midas: Well what does that mean? Midas: I don’t know. Midas, to Edwin: What does that mean? Edwin: I don’t know

Midas: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Adarvan: I’m a knife. Edwin, from across the room: They’re the little spoon.

Edwin: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Midas: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Edwin: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Adarvan: edible

Edwin: Adarvan, keep an eye on Midas today. They’re going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Adarvan: Sure, I’d love to see Midas get punched. Edwin: Try again. Adarvan, sighing: I will stop Midas from getting punched.

Adarvan: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? Midas: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. Edwin: You can stab me too, then we’ll have 20 million. Midas: Good thinking.

Altair, telling c!Vee about everything during their weekly tea time in the afterlife: So there’s this god with a console c!Vee, rolling up her sleeves:

Midas: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Edwin: You’re a hazard to society Adarvan: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

Spine: Look who we have here if it is my second-worst enemy.

Aaron: Second? Who's the first?

Spine: Me, of course. I dedicate a lot of time hating myself. I deserve to be in my top one.

Spine: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.

Salad: Those are wanted posters!

Spider, going over Spine's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.

Spine: Yes

Spider: Okay...may I know what you create?

Spine: Problems.

Happy Diwali !

Your prompt:

—–: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

Vee: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Daffy: I think you mean cards. Vee, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

Daffy: You love me, right, Vee? Vee: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.