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Peri: How was I looking today?
Entree: Aww, you don’t ever need makeup.
Peri: Then what shall I need?
Entree: Plastic surgery, god damn it.
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Two Legs Joe: Hey, are you awake?
Entree: Yeah.
Two Legs Joe: I hate your GUTS.
Entree: As soon as your eyes shut, I’ll punch you square in the face.
#spliced teletoon#spliced#spliced tv series#spliced cartoon#spliced tv show#two legs joe#entree#source: stepbrothers
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Patricia: Hi, Fuzzy. How are you?
Fuzzy: About two heartbeats from a brain aneurysm.
#spliced teletoon#spliced tv series#spliced cartoon#spliced#patricia#fuzzy snuggums#source: two and a half men
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Entree: I may be an idiot, but I’m not stupid.
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Two Legs Joe: So... who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Fuzzy: I did. I bro—
Two Legs Joe: No, no you didn’t. Entree?
Entree: Don’t look at me. Look at Patricia.
Patricia: What? I didn’t break it.
Entree: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Patricia: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
Entree: Suspicious.
Patricia: No, it’s not.
Peri: I-If it matters, probably not, but Mister Smarty Smarts was the last one to use it.
Mister Smarty Smarts: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Peri: Oh yeah? And what were you doing near the coffee maker earlier?
Mister Smarty Smarts: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, PERI!
Fuzzy: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. I’ll pay for it.
Two Legs Joe: NO! WHO BROKE IT?!
Peri:
Peri: Joe.
Peri: Octocat’s been awfully quiet.
Octocat: MEOWWWWW?!
Peri: Yeah, really!
*everybody argues in the background*
Two Legs Joe: I broke it. It burnt my foot, so I stomped it.
#spliced#spliced cartoon#spliced tv series#spliced teletoon#keep away island#source: parks and rec#peri#entree#two legs joe#patricia#mister smarty smarts#fuzzy snuggums#octocat
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