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Sarah Jane: Goodnight moon.
Sarah Jane: Goodnight tree.
Sarah Jane: Goodnight aliens that only I can see.
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Sarah Jane: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying
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Sarah Jane: you know Clyde, you were great out there. You're smarter than we give you credit for
Clyde: me am?
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Cleo: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Rani: Cleo, that's a coma.
Cleo: Sounds festive
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Sanjay: Hey have you seen my sertraline?
Luke: no, sorry
Sanjay: can I borrow some of yours then?
Luke: Normally I'd say yes but I need to get my prescription tomorrow. I've been borrowing Clyde's.
Rani: oh just have some of mine, but I think I saw your pill box in the bathroom
Sanjay: does it have stickers on it?
Rani: I think it had a dinosaur on it
Clyde: oh no that's mine, Sanjay has a rocket sticker
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Ryan: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Graham: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Yaz: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Rani: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Clyde: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Luke:
Luke: I have emotional scars.
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Ryan: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Graham: >:O language
Yaz: Yeah watch your fucking language
Rani: OKAY WHO TAUGHT YAZ THE FUCK WORD?
Clyde: 'The fuck word'.
Luke: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Yaz: Oh my god they censored it
Clyde: Say fuck, Luke.
Yaz: Do it, Luke. Say fuck.
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Ryan: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Graham: ...I did. I broke it.
Ryan: No. No you didn't. Yaz?
Yaz: Don't look at me. Look at Rani.
Rani: What?! I didn't break it.
Yaz: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Rani: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Yaz: Suspicious.
Rani: No, it's not!
Clyde: If it matters, probably not, but Luke was the last one to use it.
Luke: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Clyde: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Luke: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Clyde!
Graham: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Ryan.
Ryan: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Clyde: Ryan... Yaz's been awfully quiet.
Yaz: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Ryan, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Ryan: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Ryan:
Ryan: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Ryan: I CAN'T DO IT!
Graham, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Ryan: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Yaz: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Ryan:
Ryan: I appreciate it,
Ryan: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Rani: Ryan-
Ryan: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Clyde: Ryan we gotta-
Ryan: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Ryan: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Ryan, motioning to Luke:聽NOT FUCKING THIS
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13, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Dan: Hey.
Yaz: Hi.
Rani: Hello.
Clyde: Hey!
13: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Luke: We were out of Doritos.
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13: If you bite it and you die, it鈥檚 poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it鈥檚 venomous.
Dan: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Yaz: Then you鈥檙e poisonous. Jesus Christ, Dan, learn to listen.
Rani: What if it bites itself and I die?
Clyde: That鈥檚 voodoo.
Luke: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Dan: That鈥檚 correlation, not causation.
Rani: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Clyde: That鈥檚 kinky.
13: Oh my God.
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Clyde: why are Sanjay and Luke sitting back to back?
Rani: they had an argument
Clyde: then why are they holding hands?
Rani: they get sad when they argue
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Luke: So what do you do?
Sanjay: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Luke: Wow, impressive.
Sanjay: Then I'll move on to Leos.
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The Doctor: I鈥檇 like to offer you moral support, but I have to tell you my morals are questionable at best
Luke: no, don't worry I know, mum told me
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Luke: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll
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Clyde: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I鈥檝e been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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Sky: I鈥檓 sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don鈥檛 know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It鈥檚 rude.
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