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Fuga: Melodies Of Steel Incorrect Quotes
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Blutwurst: -what did you just say about me?
Flam: that you’re easy to draw.
Blutwurst: I’m not easy to draw! ..why is this so insulting? Easy to draw…If I’m so easy to draw then draw me!
Flam: I will. Bet.
Blutwurst: …I already regret that.
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Hax, DMing: you feel something under the water brush against your leg (seaweed)
Flam: …Hax are there krakens in the water?
Hax: …there are now, roll for initiative.
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Pretzel, 26: “you support gay rights, that means you must be gay” I support animal rights, do I look like an alpaca to you!?
-years later
Pretzel: …turns out I am gay.
Hax: holy shit, how’d this alpaca learn how to talk
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Jihl: Wanna see something random I was programmed to be able to do?
Cayenne: no.
Jihl: too bad. *holds his hand out to a pigeon* Rise supendicus!
The pigeon: *flies into his hand*
Jihl: and supendicus came, for he was pigeon, and I am man.
Cayenne: I’m starting to see why you got sealed away.
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Hack: do you want a handful of moss?
Kyle: ….why the fuck would I want a handful of moss?
Hack, about to cry: …you could have just said no…
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Stollen: there’s a lot of things I don’t understand in this world
Baum: LIKE SALAD SPINNERS
Stollen: chief among them being what goes on in Missouri.
Baum: JUST TOSS IT
Stollen: Why is your state name misery?
Baum: RIDICULOUS
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Ok, um, for some reason it’s not letting me schedule things? I don’t know why. It hasn’t for a few weeks but the queue is gonna run out on may 6th. So. If it’s not working by then…idk.
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Flam, pestering Blutwurst at 3am in the lab: what are you thinking about?
Blutwurst: what if one day I was wearing a watch and I asked it for the time, and you notice it’s not actually a watch at all, but in fact a shrimp, curled around my wrist, and he whispers ‘10:30pm’ to me, but of course, he’s just guesstimating, as shrimps often do.
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Pretzel: how were your days?
Flam: I had to dig the bullets out of a gasco family’s skulls, so they couldn’t be traced back to us.
Britz, tail wagging: today I saw a balloon!
#I’m pushing my flam begrudgingly adopts britz agenda#probably purely out of spite lmao#fuga melodies of steel#flam kish#britz strudel#colonel pretzel
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*playing D&D*
Flam: …can I seduce the Dragon?
Hax: Roll for cock size.
Pretzel: ..d-don’t you mean roll for-
Hax: roll for cock size
Flam: my character is a girl!
Hax: did I stutter!?
Flam: ….18.
Hax: succeeds-
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Flam: what even are you?
Hax: a marine mammal with an interest in a sport in which you hit a ball with a rubber core with a metal or wooden stick.
Flam: oh! A golphin.
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Sheena: What nefarious action is thou acting upon this fine evening
Nili: three patties on my hamburger.
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Pretzel: can I ask you guys something? How are you both so happy? Does it not weigh on you at all that the world might be ending?
Flam: can I tell him our secret?
Hax: *nods*
Flam: come here, come here
Pretzel: *leans in closer to her*
Flam: we’re very…very…stupid.
Pretzel: ….
Flam: :]
Pretzel: ok.
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Flam: you ever stay awake for so long you start seeing spiders?
Blutwurst: me when i pull three all nighters and start seeing the hat man
Flam: the WHO
Blutwurst: oh this isn’t a safe space suddenly
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Teen Flam: do you think sea horses write fpreg?
Hax: Do they write it? No. Seahorses are notoriously illiterate. Do they fantasise about it? Perhaps.
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Cayenne: I’m not mean! Tell me one mean thing I’ve done.
Vanilla: when I was younger you convinced me eggs weren’t real.
Cayenne: they’re not.
Vanilla: haha, very funny.
Cayenne: no I’m serious, haven’t you heard?
Vanilla: …n-no..? What happened?
Cayenne: why would you fall for this again?
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Hax, Sleep deprived: real soldiers cook rice.
Flam: what?
Hax: what. That’s not what I meant.
Flam: …what the hell were you trying to say then!?
Hax: Real soldiers ride cock!
Flam: how did you-!?
Hax: i don’t know!!
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