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“would you fuck a clone of yourself?”
max: it’s basically the same as masturbating, right? so no big deal.
helen: it’s not like masturbating, it’s like fucking your twin. wrong bad.
floyd: i’d totally fuck my clone because i want to know if i’m good in bed.
lauren: i’d fuck my clone cause who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?
casey: not only would i have sex with my clone, i'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro clone-fucking i am.
iggy: you guys are nasty and i’m, frankly, a bit concerned.
#new amsterdam incorrect quotes#max goodwin#helen sharpe#floyd reynolds#lauren bloom#casey acosta#iggy frome#ryan eggold#freema agyeman#jocko sims#janet montgomery#alejandro hernandez#tyler labine#new amsterdam
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lauren: leyla, what do idk, ly, and ttyl mean?
leyla: i don’t know, love you, talk to you later
lauren: ok, i love you too, i’ll just ask casey
#new amsterdam incorrect quotes#lauren bloom#leyla shinwari#casey acosta#lauren x leyla#leyla x lauren#janet montgomery#shiva kalaiselvan#alenjandro hernandez#new amsterdam
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karen, addressing the squad: and if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box
max: but – that’s just a trash can
karen: it sure is!
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Lauren Bloom as Text Posts
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iggy: how petty can you get?
vijay: i once edited a wikipedia article to win an argument i was wrong about.
#no bc i miss vijay#new amsterdam incorrect quotes#iggy frome#vijay kapoor#tyler labine#anupam kher#new amsterdam
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Lauren and Leyla, looking into each others eyes lovingly as they hold hands and walk together: ...
Casey, behind them, grumpily: "Oh We'Re So HaPpY aNd In LoVe" Get fucked, both of you
#i know caseys like the opposite of a grumpy person but this just fits their friendship lol#incorrect new amsterdam#lauren bloom#leyla shinwari#casey acosta#lauren x leyla#leyla x lauren#janet montgomery#shiva kalaiselvan#alenjandro hernandez#new amsterdam
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haha quarantine sucks ass so here’s another bunch of new amsterdam alignment charts!! ✨ it seemed like you guys really enjoyed the last alignment chart post so here’s the next batch of memes >:”)
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NO BC I JUST SAW THIS I LOVE IT AHHHHH
henlo everyone i’m currently dying of boredom and the 31°c weather so here’s your daily dose of new amsterdam alignment charts :”)
inspired by @incorrect-newamsterdam ! ✨
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max: you still got a boyfriend?
helen: yeah :)
max: that’s great!! happy for you!!
helen: thanks max! i appreciate it!
max, mumbling: i hope her boyfriend dies
helen: man cmon
#new amsterdam incorrect quotes#max goodwin#helen sharpe#ryan eggold#freema agyeman#helen x max#max x helen#new amsterdam
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lauren: this is my wall of inspirational women
casey: thats just a photo of you
lauren: i am not afraid to admit that i often inspire myself
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max, trying to flirt: i was arrested for being too handsome
helen: the charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence whatsoever.
#new amsterdam#max goodwin#helen sharpe#helen x max#max x helen#ryan eggold#freema agyeman#incorrect new amsterdam quotes
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#i am really having fun with these charts rn lol#incorrect new amsterdam#max goodwin#helen sharpe#lauren bloom#floyd reynolds#iggy frome#vijay kapoor#ella#karen brantley#casey acosta#evie garrison#dora#cassian shin#luna goodwin#new amsterdam
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#incorrect new amsterdam#vijay kapoor#helen sharpe#ella#georgia goodwin#floyd reynolds#iggy frome#dora#evie garrison#max goodwin#casey acosta#lauren bloom#karen brantley#new amsterdam
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floyd: we all know you're in love with her
max: i'm not in love with helen, shut up
lauren: he never said who
max: ...
max: okay, hold on, JUST LISTEN-
#new amsterdam incorrect quotes#floyd reynolds#max goodwin#lauren bloom#helen sharpe#max x helen#jocko sims#janet montgomery#ryan eggold#freema agyeman#new amsterdam
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lauren: ow! son of a bi-
max: *gesturing to luna* lauren! children!
lauren: -iscuit. son of a biscuit
max: nice save
lauren: yeah. fucking nailed it
#lauren curses for sure#new amsterdam incorrect quotes#lauren bloom#max goodwin#luna goodwin#janet montgomery#ryan eggold#new amsterdam
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cassian: i will not stand here and be insulted!
lauren: then stand somewhere else and i'll insult you there, i don’t care.
#havent had time to watch s3 yet so im sorry if this one doesnt apply :)#new amsterdam incorrect quotes#cassian shin#lauren bloom#daniel dae kim#janet montgomery#new amsterdam
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helen: can you do me a favour?
max: i would literally cover up murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for it if you asked to.
helen: can you wash the dishes?
max: no.
#incorrect new amsterdam quotes#helen sharpe#max goodwin#helen x max#max x helen#freema agyeman#ryan eggold#new amsterdam
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