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riley: alright i need you to swear-
kate: fuck
riley and kate:..........
cairo: she meant swear as in promise dipshit
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janis: some people are like slinkies
damian: what?
janis: they have no real purpose but it makes you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs
cady: please tell me you didn't push regina down a flight of stairs
janis: you'll never know
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Yo, listen to this
And by this, I mean 36 Questions, the podcast musical. My god, I super enjoy it. The humor is good, and the songs are not generic.
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36 👏questions 👏 the 👏musical 👏 is 👏 underrated 👏
if you haven’t listened to it please do
it also has jonathon groff in it
so what are you waiting for, punk?
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Gretchen: All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety.
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the art freaks and the plastics playing truth or dare
damian: cady, truth or dare?
cady: dare!
damian: i dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room, and recognize that i said girl not person or else i'd smoke all you bitches
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Janis, playing duck, duck, goose: Duck.
Janis, touches Damian’s head: Duck.
Janis, touches Cady’s head: Fuck me.
Janis, touches Regina’s head: fucking bitch.
Janis: Duck, duck, duck…
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wow that’s valid
janis: *coughs*
damian: cOrOnA???
janis: no i have walking pneumonia
damian: CORONA
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janis: *coughs*
damian: cOrOnA???
janis: no i have walking pneumonia
damian: CORONA
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janis *texting*: why wouldn't cady like me? im charming and irresponsible!
janis: *irresistable
damian: you were right the first time....
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Regina: *walks anywhere within 20 feet of Janis*
Janis: The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch.
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cady: i wanna do something stupid........
janis: im stupid do me!!!
cady:
cady: maybe i'll ditch my friends for the plastics.......
janis: :O
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janis: sometimes........ at night..... i wanna touch myself. but i don't........ peanut butter helps
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Regina: you wouldn't like me before my coffee haha
Janis: that's so weird, because i hate you, like all the fucking time. fuck off
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rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth
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non-binary people are allowed to use pronouns other than they/them
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