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Alyx, after their arrival at White Forest: Wow, it sure is nice to have some fresh food after all those Combine rations, eh Gordon?
Gordon, eating salad with his hands:
#submission#half life#half life 2#half life 2 episode 2#incorrect quotes#incorrect half life#incorrect half life quotes#gordon freeman#alyx vance#white forest#this one was so good holy shit
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Doctor Magnusson is a class traitor and I will not elaborate
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#half life#half life decay#decay solo mission#Please I need to prove to myself that I'm not crazy and that this is Purple
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HAPPY (late..) BIRTHDAY!!! HERES A SUBMISSION!!
Gordon: Hey, Guess what lol
Barney: With the way your life is, I have no fucking idea..
Hey, thanks!
Quick note though, Submissions shouldn't go through asks. I keep these open for questions and stuff, but submitted posts are the primary way I want people to interact with this blog.
#half life#half life 2#black mesa#half life blue shift#incorrect quotes#incorrect half life#incorrect half life quotes#gordon freeman#barney calhoun
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Dr. Magnusson: Freeman – Freeman, you're not doing anything. Make yourself useful and find out what the hell is going on in there. The blast doors will have sealed due to the alert, so you'll have to go through the bottom of the launch tube.
Gordon:
Dr. M: Well? What are you waiting for, Freeman, a hug?
G:
Dr. M:
G: can I have one?
#half life#half life 2#half life 2 episode 2#incorrect quotes#incorrect half life#incorrect half life quotes#gordon freeman#arne magnusson#white forest
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The Rarest Specimen
#half life#black mesa#crowbar collective#rare specimen#the rarest specimen#achievement unlocked#I did it#I actually did it#I'm honestly not sure where to go from here#This was something I've wanted to do for years and now it's done and I don't know what to do with myself#And just in time for my Birthday too!#God my brain is fucking dying today and I gotta love it#Anyways love you all
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In honor of my Birthday and my subsequent mental breakdown, have this
Please send submissions, consider it a birthday gift; from you to me!
#half life#half life opposing force#half life blue shift#half life decay#black mesa#black mesa science team
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#half life#half life 2#hl2#the combine#city 17#Couldn't get this idea out of my mind for a couple days so you get this :3
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Dr. Breen: To all those in City 17 praying on my downfall; keep praying. I'd like to wrap this up.
#half life#half life 2#hl2#wallace breen#the breencast chronicles#incorrect quotes#incorrect half life#incorrect half life quotes#submission
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Alyx: If we take a separate route, we could draw the Combine away from you. That'd give you a chance to get the trains filled up before we get there!
Barney: It's too risky! What if something happens to you and you can't make it before the Citadel blows?
A: We'll be fine! And besides, Gordon thinks it's a good plan!
B: If Gordon jumped off a cliff, would you?
A: *uncomfortably silent*
B: ALYX!
A: Well- I- er- I mean, it depends!
B: DON'T JUMP OFF A CLIFF!
A: I mean I wasn't planning on it
B: But if Gordon jumped, you would?
A: *further uncomfortably silent*
B: ALYX!
#half life#half life 2#half life 2 episode 1#incorrect quotes#incorrect half life#incorrect half life quotes#gordon freeman#barney calhoun#alyx vance#city 17
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World's Best Pizza Girl: A Saga
#Bringing this back#I admittedly lied in the original title but not on purpose#Turns out I'm the world's best pizza GIRL
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#half life#black mesa#aperture science#Seriously have you seen how many fucking flares are lying around in Black Mesa Source?#it's ridiculous
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Alyx: Kleiner... are you completely sure the teleporter is safe?
Kleiner: Of course, my dear! The process is completely harmless! The worst you may experience is some low-level Gamma Radiation rays.
Gordon, under his breath: that can be harmful
#half life#half life 2#incorrect quotes#incorrect half life#incorrect half life quotes#gordon freeman#isaac kleiner#alyx vance
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Biggest Announcement Ever! Of All Time!
(No, it's not Half-Life 3. Sorry to get your hopes up. Original Icon by @floofe-trans-doggie, Current edited by Yours Truly)
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(This is for a joke, I swear, please don't get into fights about this, I mean no ill will by this)
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