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Sophie: There’s not much to tell
Forgettable sex, only five or six casualties, a fling.
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Agatha: Blink twice if you’d like me to mercy kill you
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Agatha, when a council member won’t take the hint: I’m rather fond of ghosts and spirits. It’s the living that tick me off.
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Sophie: And those aren’t tunneling thighs dear.
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Tedros: This is pretty good babe!
Agatha, not looking up from her bowl: It was my grandmothers recipe and her official cause of death.
Tedros: !!!
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Agatha explaining how she got out of a royal meeting: So I started a small fire, easily containable, no injuries.
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Hort, in the school cafeteria: Eat the spaghetti to forgetti your regretti.
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Agatha checking in on Hester and the coven: Why so twitchy witchy?
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Agatha: I’m everyone’s Daddy.
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Sophie, admonishing a student: You put him under some sort of strange sexual spell… I respect that.
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Sophie: If you’re testing my waters you better know how to fucking swim
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Agatha, bored in her new castle: What’s a girl gotta do to get into proper brawl around here?!
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A visiting parent: Oh my god! What’s wrong with you?!
Sophie: Everything but the way I dress.
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Sophie: I don’t even need to be this attractive *waves hand in front of her face * this is just icing.
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Sophie about Merlin: Wizards are just old people with glitter in their pockets.
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Sign on the door of the Royal chambers: Do not disturb (already very disturbed)
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Sophie, explaining why she was late:-and then I decided to take a detour deliver a ass beating.
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