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b33tlejules · 2 days
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TBH = the beastly howl
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b33tlejules · 4 days
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USAmericans will see the word burger then just black out and hit reblog
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b33tlejules · 4 days
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me: chat what do we think
the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please
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b33tlejules · 4 days
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hey. personality quiz right here right now. What did you do at recess. :)
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b33tlejules · 4 days
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women tolerate me but they really like it when im in pain or lost and desperate in a cave. odd but i would never question women
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b33tlejules · 4 days
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I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.
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b33tlejules · 5 days
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would you kiss the twin towers if they were both girls
idk how to perform necromancy on dead personifications of major architecture (that are both girls) so for now i will say no.
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b33tlejules · 6 days
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sir that's yassified information
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b33tlejules · 6 days
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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it
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b33tlejules · 6 days
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were the twin towers identical or fraternal
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b33tlejules · 7 days
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Thinking about 13 Latvias again
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b33tlejules · 7 days
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i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like
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b33tlejules · 8 days
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b33tlejules · 8 days
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everybody masc till u drunk and ke$ha comeson
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b33tlejules · 8 days
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kind of jealous of swifties. wish i could be satisfied with so little
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