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inaccuratefoundingfathersquotes · 3 years

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You know what’s some crazy $hit?

This fabulous bitch

She makes a shit ton of poses (like 16,000 or some crazy nonsense). I used this lovely lady to draw so much as a teen. Whether it was some nerdy pose for my Mary Sue as fuck OCs

or for full on fight sequences

or for tragic deaths of my OCs in the arms of a totally OOC main protagonist.

this bitch hooked me up.

And with the wildest, craziest stuff that you could see in your head but had no way or resources to reasonably draw like

or this

DUDE! INASNE SHIT!! So I was using her for a pose reference and decided, you know what, I owe this bitch some cash. Lemme dole it out for her. BUT then, I looked and saw she only has 286 fucking patrons!! This chick gives out free shit and spends countless hours arranging these shoots and setting this stuff up.

I’ll fork up the cash, SenshiStock. You’re worth it.

Check out this amazing woman’s stuff, and get knowledged: https://www.deviantart.com/senshistock

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inaccuratefoundingfathersquotes · 4 years

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Harrington Jacket - Kids Version ♥

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱!!!

30 swatches

converted from adults

[SimFileShare]

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inaccuratefoundingfathersquotes · 5 years

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//Twisted Shirt

EA mesh edit / 27 swatches / for male Sims / teen to elder / BSG compatible

DL: Simfileshare

@love4sims4, @maxismatchccworld , @simblrcollective , thank you!

Big thanks to all creators!

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T.O.U

Recolors allowed. You can also include my meshes since I mostly mess around with EA meshes, but it would be kind if you’d tag me when you use my stuff so I can see and reblog it.

Don’t reupload my stuff on other webistes tho, especially to paysites.

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inaccuratefoundingfathersquotes · 7 years

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Sample of the founding fathers’s handwriting.

In order: Benjamin Franklin, George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Alexander Hamilton and James Monroe.

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Sample of the founding fathers’s handwriting.

In order: Benjamin Franklin, George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Alexander Hamilton and James Monroe.

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inaccuratefoundingfathersquotes · 7 years

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People: I can't believe how negative and nasty the last election season has been! Trump's resort to personal attacks is so embarrassing to our nation's culture of peaceful politics.

Me, a history nerd: Ummmmm...

Thomas Jefferson: [John Adams] is a hideous hermaphroditical character, which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

John Adams: [Thomas Jefferson] is a mean-spirited, low-lived fellow, the son of a half-breed Indian squaw, sired by a Virginia mulatto father.

Alexander Hamilton: Mr. Burr loves nothing but himself – thinks of nothing but his own aggrandizement – and will be content with nothing short of permanent power in his own hands – No compact, that he should make with any passion in his breast except Ambition, could be relied upon by himself – How then should we be able to rely upon any agreement with him? Mr. Jefferson, I suspect will not dare much Mr. Burr will dare every thing in the sanguine hope of effecting every thing.

John Adams: [regarding Alexander Hamilton] What a pity it is that our Congress had not known this discovery, and that Alexander Hamilton’s projects of raising an army of fifty thousand Men, ten thousand of them to be Cavalry and his projects of sedition Laws and Alien Laws and of new taxes to support his army, all arose from a superabundance of secretions which he could not find whores enough to draw off!

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inaccuratefoundingfathersquotes · 7 years

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When the British revoke your title as Postmaster General

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inaccuratefoundingfathersquotes · 7 years

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The Founders, Explained With Gifs

George Washington:

John Adams:

Alexander Hamilton:

Thomas Jefferson:

James Madison:

Thomas Paine:

John Hancock:

John Jay:

Paul Revere

Patrick Henry

Abigail Adams:

Aaron Burr:

Richard Henry Lee:

Albert Gallatin

Sam Adams:

Benjamin Franklin:

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inaccuratefoundingfathersquotes · 7 years

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useless facts about the founders of the US

george washington: had so many deadly diseases that no one knows how he survived to presidency. p sure it made him infertile. also basically caused the french and indian war by accident

thomas jefferson: was so obsessed with ruining aaron burr that he oversaw every part of his treason trial. made someone run back and forth between the courthouse and his home to keep him updated. is #inconsistent in his political ideas

james madison: dropped out of college bc of anxiety and lied about it, telling everyone he’d been studying independently. tried to save the south from total agricultural dominance but was stopped by hi bff Jeffyson who was hot for farmers

john adams: shocked everyone by doing the right thing and volunteered to be the lawyer for the soldiers in the boston masacre trial. when his wife wrote him a letter suggesting women may have rights in the new america, responded “that’s adorable” and probably told his friends

alexander hamilton: published letters under a pseudonym calling burr a ‘cataline’, a reference which implies mass murder, political conspiracy, and incestuous rape, because burr had taken his step-father’s senate seat #nochill

hercules mulligan: was somehow an effective spy despite being a very well known rebel (in every fucking comittee and member of sons of liberty) bc everyone loved his clothes SO much that they were willing to risk it. saved george washington from 2 assassinations mostly by accident.

aaron burr: major speculation about if he wore silk when he dueled with hamilton bc they thought it could deflect bullets. everyone though he had a haram and warned he’d steal your virgins and pretty boys

benedict arnold: betrayed his country bc sempai didn’t notice him; was constaly ignored for his victories, got lots of texts from washington of ‘who dis?’, and was probably mistaken for benjiman talmidge frequently.

baron von steubon: was too gay for europe. had a legit haram of pretty boys approved by president washington for his service in the war. is the reason one of adams’ sons ran across harvard yard naked.

nathan hale: worst spy ever who no one should have let outside. they say he was hanged bc he was a spy, but i’m pretty sure they were angry his last words were such a sick burn

ethan allan: not always furniture. came to fight and had the fucking BEST time, may not have even known what the war was about when he joined

paul revere: sybil ludington road twice as long, through the rain, and over rough terrain to tell the local militia british troops were coming. went on with her life knowing she was better than everyone else

abigail adams: is the reason vaccines happened in the US which, coincidentally, is the only thing that kept the american troops from dying outright. salty as fuck and would have been a better president than her husband

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inaccuratefoundingfathersquotes · 7 years

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AmRev Historic Figures as frogs/toads

John Adams:

Benjamin Franklin:

Thomas Jefferson:

John Hancock

George Washington:

Lafayette:

alexander hamilton:

baron von steuben:

james madison:

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inaccuratefoundingfathersquotes · 7 years

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I’m going to be a great U.S History Teacher

((Bonus points to people who can find the Aaron Burr)

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inaccuratefoundingfathersquotes · 7 years

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1776!Jefferson: really gay, The Sassmaster5000

Hamilton!Jefferson: Magenta Ferocity™, a real life disney villain

Historic!Jefferson: "hey have any of u seen my pants?"

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inaccuratefoundingfathersquotes · 7 years

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Okay let’s talk about this painting. It’s called “Signing of the Constitution” by Howard Chandler Christy.

Let’s start with good old George Washington.

He’s staring dramatically into the distance with this heavenly glow thing going on.

William Blount is just looking longingly at Washington, like he’s desperate to confess his love.

Then Gunning Bedford, Jr. is down here on the floor like a weirdo.

George Read looks like he shit his pants and doesn’t know what to do.

Gouverneur Morris looks pissed. Also, it’s important that you know that Gouverneur was his first name, not his title.

William Jackson is obviously just asking for another drink. He can’t be bothered to pay attention to this historic event.

Roger Sherman is giving William Samuel Johnson some serious side-eye. Throwing some shade ‘bout some shit.

And my personal favorite: Ben Franklin looking directly at the camera like he’s Jim from The Office.

Probably because fucking Alexander Hamilton is all up in his personal space.

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inaccuratefoundingfathersquotes · 7 years

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"Show those haters how it's done by hating yourself the most." -- John Adams

#john adams #founding fathers #incorrect quotes

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inaccuratefoundingfathersquotes · 7 years

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Jefferson: How dare people accept my written declaration but not me as an individual? Hamilton: If you find several shillings in a chamber pot, would you take the whole chamber pot, or just the shillings? Jefferson: …Wow, okay then. John Adams: Cold and harsh as the North in winter. Benjamin Franklin: It is on this day, our dear friend Thomas has met his untimely end. It appears the cause of death was being slain.

(Source; robloxgf OP.)

#founding fathers #inaccurate quotes #inaccurate history #history #history humor

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