imdrowninginpenguins
Pingviner! Överallt! Hjälp!
look at all the time i waste here. wow. (bi, sweden, she/her) I used to put my age here, but I keep forgetting to update it so let's just say this: I'm born in 1993. You do the math. I do forget to tag things alot, so let me know if that’s something you want me to keep in mind more!
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All throughout childhood, while my peers were socializing and making friends, I studied the blade read so many books that I am now almost legally blind, which left me with vast and deeply instinctual understanding of English grammar - and next to no ability to explain how it actually works. Friends will often ask me to proofread their writing and then get very mad when I say things like, "You need to completely reverse this sentence and cut this clause entirely; no, I'm sorry, i don't know why, I just know that the way it is now ITCHES 😭"
Now, what I want to see is a fantasy story where this plays out with MAGICAL grammar. Someone from a backwater town deeply steeped in folk magic arrives at Wizard Uni where all their fellow students are like "What do you mean, we should add another '𝞯∘⋇𝞿' to the incancation because it 'sounds better'? What do you mean, 'it could just be a regional thing'?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'THIS SPELL JUST FEELS LIKE IT NEEDS A LIVE RAT'????"
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Made it to 10 Boober comics!
Have a big post of kitties. I think I’ll be making a little book when I make some more!
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Happy Lizard Fashion Day to those who celebrate.
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girl dad not as in a dad with daughters but as in a girl who shares the tastes habits and personality traits of a middle aged father
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my friend showed me this last night and i can’t stop thinking about the way she produced it and was like ‘i’ve been meaning to show you this’
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coworkers under 35 love me for my cowboy bebop jacket, coworkers over 35 love me for my cd player, management loves me for my mental illness-fueled punctuality. everyone feels vaguely wary of me for my overall poor impression of acting like a human
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Some polling station worker got to deliver the dunk of a lifetime today.
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last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
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california quails they’re unforgettable. small and round, black feather on top.
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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
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Om våren blir för varm kan man ju alltid svälja för då har vi ju svalt
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