imagine paul simon saying this

gay new yorker. faggot about it!

imagine paul simon realizing he is the problem

imagine paul simon approving the only biopic that should ever be made about him

do you see my vision. its called OLD FRIENDS and it follows the 2 year period between their reconciliation -> central park concert -> think too much demos -> im scrubbing your voice from the tracks and marrying carrie fisher on thursday

imagine paul simon naming it sharts and bones instead

imagine paul simon dying first in the hunger games

imagine paul simon as an essential worker

imagine paul simon doing a ukulele apology video on youtube

imagine paul simon wearing this t-shirt

imagine paul simon being cooked and served at thanksgiving dinner while in the turkey suit

me eating paul simon

imagine paul simon in a medieval dungeon chained to the wall

as he deserves <3

imagine paul simon being haunted by the evil shadow skull.

i love this one

imagine paul simon reading art garfunkel’s what is it all but luminous: notes from an underground man and seeing his own asolescent words looking back up at him from another’s poem.

imagine paul simon mpreg

imagine paul simon wearing a propeller hat licking a big lollipop and singing "lalala"

imagine paul simon leaving you a card shaped like a card after getting a heart transplant that says "hey babe. sorry i couldn't be there for you after your operation. but, i will always be in your heart. forever - paul" and then you ask one of the nurses "where's the boy i was with before my operation?" and the nurse replies "didn't they tell you who the donor was? </3"

imagine paul simon getting aroused from the turkey suit