everyone deserves love, except me i deserve money
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due to budget cuts our treasurer is now a little mouse pulling his empty pockets inside out and looking up forlornly with great big tears in his eyes
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how about if i get more scared than everyone combined
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Grant Williams in The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957).
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the absence of something is also its presence
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tested positive for needing a kiss
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I quit drinking so I could be the most insufferable and annoying person. Every time someone offers me a drink, I smirk haughtily, curl a piece of my hair behind my ear and say with the utmost of cunty expressions, “No thanks. I don’t drink.” Basically I stopped drinking to serve cunt
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Ancient peoples were day drinking like 24/7
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One of those ‘pick two pills’ things but it’s things I actually want
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