illyrian-illusions
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I will wait for you in the sunlight
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Elain: Mor, what's a blowjob?
Mor:...when, um, hairstylists blow dry someone's hair it's called a blowjob.
Lucien: *gets wet in the rain*
Elain: Lucien, you're wet. I'll give you a blowjob!
Lucien: *spits out drink*
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friendly reminder:
rhysand is a spectacular person.
rhysand is the center of my world.
rhysand is the best lover a female can ever dream of.
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Someone: *mentions that Aelin is in an iron coffin*
Me:
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Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I mean, yes, I died, but people love to embellish.
Rhys (via incorrectacomaf)
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Conversation
“Nothing in life is free.”
Rhysand: Life is free.
Mor: Adventure is free.
Feyre: Knowledge is free.
Amren: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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*phone rings*
Rhysand: hello?
Killer: I see you
Rhysand:
Killer:
Rhysand:
Killer:
Rhysand: do I look good?
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Nesta w/ Elain
vs
Nesta w/ literally everyone else
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Conversation
Person: so you read a lot?
Me: YES!!
Narrator: she hadn't read a book since ACOWAR and wasn't going to read another book till Tower of Dawn
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Feysand
Feyre: *petting Rhys' hair* so cute
Rhys: Feyre, no High Lords are cute
Feyre: *pets harder* So small so tiny
Rhys: Feyre, please, I am literally three heads taller than you
Feyre: *pets even harder* so soft, you are made of kittens
Rhys: Feyre I am a High Lord oh my god
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Readers: Don't you think they have had enough?
Sarah J. Maas: no.
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Raise your hand if you feel a deep, spiritual connection to the Suriel
#Suriel#the suriel#ACOTAR#Acomaf#Acowar#a court of wings and ruin#a court of thorns and roses#a court of mist and fury#sarah j maas
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ROWAN
*a hawk flies by*
SJM fan: rowan
*sees a hawk on TV*
SJM fan: rowan
*sees a pencil case with a hawk on it*
SJM fan: rowan
*sees a bird that kind of looks like an hawk*
SJM fan: ROWAN
*sees a speck in the distance that has a 0.9% chance of being a hawk*
SJM fan: rOWAN
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Feyre: It’s a package from Nesta.
Cassian: What is it?
Feyre: It’s heavy. Must be her disappointment in you.
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ACOWAR SPOILERS
IDEA: the upcoming ACOTAR books are all from the POV of the Suriel
’s ghost
#acowar spoilers#though seriously#if you haven't read acowar yet#idk what to tell u bro#acotar#acomaf#acowar#the suriel
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"kale with a beard"
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I think I just found Chaol Westfall. The name is Batuhan Karacakaya he’s a Turkish actor. He’s 20 years old, yeah 20 years old. He’s ripped af I’m telling you (I stalked his ig don’t judge me I know all of you do this..) plus his hair and his face is perfect for Chaol and you can imagine kale with a beard.
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CONCEPT:
The SJM fandom actually getting along and understanding that differing opinions exist
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