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A computer is a type of inefficient space heater that can display pictures of boobs.[1]
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sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris
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I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon
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Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 
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okay fine everyone you were right. dungeon meshi is good
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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
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idk how my parents can live they way they do. how are you a nine inch nails fan but also homophobic
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can you limit your nsfw content to your twitter? I love your gposes but don't like nsfw
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I don't know what else to tell you other than this:
Curate your own space
Don't police mine
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Do NOT let random motherfuckers add you on Discord
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illusiveman · 11 hours
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sobbing and crying at the woman who stole a meth addicted kitten from her dealer and then she and the kitten got clean together
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hey just gonna be goin back and forth for a while. hope nobody minds lol gotta get some practice in
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goddamn have you guys seen whats just growin out of the cracks here?? if nobody else wants em i call dibs
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fuck OFF everyone we're gonna make out for like 40 minutes. and then vape
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rustle clatter clatter rustle clatter rustle
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Really excellent workmanship. See the way they've steadily graded the surface to reduce pothole formation? Shame it goes both unmaintained and unused. Fuck this wasteful society
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anyone wanna meet under the old sodium vapor light and stand really close to me and then leave after 20 seconds
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🐜 ant_colony Follow
yall mind if we just crawl around for a while
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🏃‍♂️ shortcutjogger88 Follow
this will easily shave 43 seconds off my morning run, giving me a little more time to enjoy a bowl of oatmeal before work
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bustin through!
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bustin through!
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bustin through!
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bustin through!
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bustin through!
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just parking here for a while. nobody look at me alright haha i get nervous if you look at me. im not doing anything im just parked here. be cool alright
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ANY fucking minute now.
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illusiveman · 14 hours
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People are talking about how reading Dungeon Meshi gives them an internal monologue Senshi for eating properly I think we all need to adopt an internal monologue Chilchuck at work. Like the boat is literally sinking and he's just watching it happen because he's on his lunch break.
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