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[insp, insp]
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‪i just KNOW that phinks the type to ask “what size pussy you wear” while he’s in the tampon aisle‬
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Kite loving hours!!! Some gifs and I'm working on some headcanons too!!
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are u scared of spiders 🕸
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yorknew city arc: the trailer
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Sleeping headcanons for the Phantom Troupe
My head is full of hcs about these guys, I added Uvo and Paku this time! So... Warning, it's long. Like last time, some are general hcs but most are romantic. These are written as if the s/o ( reader ) is a part of the troupe.
Shalnark;
- Affection on his own terms a lot of the time, some nights he wants to play on his phone and some nights he wants to give you 110% of his affection
- Like an overwhelming amount, he can be super needy
- Seriously, say goodbye to personal space
- I mean don't be afraid to go to him first though, he will always accept it-
- Sleeps shirtless
- Would love laying in bed watching videos on his phone before bed, so cuddle up on him and watch with him
- He would also talk A LOT before bed. Like... Hope you like staying up and hearing random Shalnark stuff. It's okay if you fall asleep though, he'd think it's cute
- He likes staying up late, not because he can't sleep ( usually ), he just likes being up at night! Messing around on his phone, doing stuff on the computer, etc.
- Might accidentally keep you up, especially if you're waiting for him to go to bed with you
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Phinks;
- If he's feeling jealous about something that happened earlier or he missed you a lot that day, he will be soooo needy when you get in bed
- Once he has you where he wants you, he'd get on top of you and lay there like a weight lmao
- Lots of kissing
- Might playfully nip at you while he's laying on top, might get a little mischievous, it's Phinks so who knows?
- Might also fall asleep like that... I think Phinks could fall asleep anywhere and VERY quickly
- Like laying on the ground at the hideout with a rock pillow? Zzzz...
- When it's cold, he can be a total blanket hog so just do yourselves a favor and get two
- Spoons you super hard, like he will hug you all night
- I know this himbo bitch is eating in bed and leaving crumbs and stuff
- Sometimes he sleeps shirtless, sometimes ( a lot of the time ) he falls asleep in whatever he wore out that day
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Chrollo;
- Even though Chrollo can be distant, he does not skimp out on the cuddling when he's in the mood
- Like Shal, he likes staying up laaaate talking to you
- Sometimes reminiscing about great heists you've all done together, time spent in meteor city, about little things that happened while you were separated when he couldn't use nen, weird deep stuff...
- I could go on forever, he loves chatting before bed
- A big part of it is because he has a really hard time sleeping though, so if you can stay up with him! Insomnia is a bitch.
- If you're not cuddling when he falls asleep, he will probably be holding you when he wakes up.
- If you tease him about it, he might act a little distant
- "Oh, is that so? Hm, I... Didn't realize."
- He would be a bit embarrassed since he takes himself seriously, especially if you haven't been sharing a bed together for long
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Uvogin;
- Sleeps in his underwear, probably
- The best pillow. Ever. Seriously have you seen his tits, you're going to fall asleep so fast against them--
- Gets really warm while he sleeps so he might throw the blanket off the bed in his sleep ( accidentally! ) without even noticing.
- Even though he gets warm he would NEVER push you away though, he's gotta hold his prize close all night
- Also very gentle with you while you're sleeping, like he would never roll over on you or anything
- Your bed is probably like multiple beds put together because he's huge
- Uvo is a biiiig spoon, but if you ask he would be down to let you be the big spoon. He does not give a fuck and is probably down to try anything.
- Might chat a bit before bed before passing out mid conversation
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Pakunoda;
- No crumbs in the bed. Ever.
- Probably the opposite on almost everything I wrote about Phinks?
- She likes laying on her back and having you lay on her arms, but it goes both ways because she ALSO loves to lay on your chest
- If you're not laying on each other, she likes to face you
- Just depends on her mood, she's not usually too clingy in bed though
- Paku likes chatting before bed, but not too much because she needs her beauty sleep
- She doesn't move much in her sleep, she doesn't kick, she doesn't snore... but she DOES talk in her sleep a bit
- It's cute and you can tease her about it in the morning if she says anything funny
- She usually wakes up early so if you like to sleep in, she might surprise you with coffee or even breakfast on occasion
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Nobunaga;
- Even if you two are established he'd be kinda shy about sharing a bed at first
- "Yeah well, it's pretty cold in here and the rocks don't offer much support.. So-"
- Just cut him off and cuddle him, him even ASKING is a train wreck so do him a solid and ask first
- Stiff as a board the first few nights, probably doesn't sleep much because he's embarrassed
- Waits until he thinks you've passed out to really cuddle up with you
- Don't worry though things get less awkward after a few days
- Once you guys get into a groove, he'd be super affectionate in bed
- He'll ask you a bunch of questions about your day before he passes out
- Snores, but not very loud?
- He wakes up super early though, so hopefully you're a morning person OR you're a deep sleeper
- He'd try to be really quiet though if you wanted to keep sleeping
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Feitan;
- After you and Fei have been sharing a bed for, say, 17342854 years and he's warmed up he would like laying his head on your arm while you sleep
- Okay jokes aside, it would still take him a bit to feel open enough to share a bed together
- Super light sleeper, so if you move around a lot it'll be really hard for him to sleep
- Feitan will get really bratty if you wake him more than once
- This man is ALWAYS on high alert, even though he's comfy with you he's always on edge and aware of his surroundings
- After awhile he decides he likes sharing a bed with you because 1) you're dating and 2) he likes being able to watch over you
- Sometimes he'll kiss you before he sleeps, but ONLY if he knows you're asleep.
- He doesn't like sleeping with a lot of pillows/blankets
- Feitan likes sleeping with the blanket pulled up past his mouth of course
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illidariii · 3 years
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No context needed, just a bunch of random memes I made the other night. It's basically Phantom Troupe ( + Kite ) propaganda baby!!
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1999 x Shalnark x Greed Island I can't get enough of Shal so I'm just making a lot of cute gifs to fill the void. <3
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Dating ( and platonic ) hcs for my Phantom favorites [ part 2 ]
I love writing for them, you know? I love the whole troupe, so maybe I should add more characters to these next time. Anyways here I go trying to make these pretty with some new gifs! Some are platonic/general hcs, some are romantic. These are written as if the s/o ( reader ) is a part of the troupe. Shalnark; - He likes to cuddle, and will probably ask a lot when he's in the mood. Don't be offended when a lot of his attention goes to his phone though, he loves cuddling and playing with his phone at the same time, and you've gotta be okay with that. - Also cuddling is especially nice because the Phantom Troupe is always sleeping on the floor & they probably use rocks for pillows ( Or Franklin, if you're lucky! ) So... Using Shalnark as a pillow = an immense improvement. - Holds a grudge forever, It's different if it's one of the spiders & they're messing around but if someone else insults him, and he’ll be sure to return it tenfold by giving them a cruel comment about something they're probably insecure about. He’ll mercilessly tease them to the point of tears, ruin their life with a click of his bat phone, so... Don't get on his bad side, don't betray him unless you want the claws. - He has wonderful posture! On the computer for hours? He takes lots of breaks and sits up straight. He definitely chides anyone who's a sloucher, even if it pisses them off. ( Though, I can see him relaxing a bit when he’s getting really into a video game or something, but he’s quick to correct it when he remembers ) - Really competitive when he plays video games, but he might let Phinks win sometimes so he won't stop playing with him. - Not a sore loser though, just competitive
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Phinks; - Has a baaad habit of cracking his knuckles, he doesn't even notice how often he does it. Knuckles, neck, etc he does it ALL. He probably even cracks his toes. - He's very easy to tease, don't tell him the earth is flat because he WILL trust you... - Would loan you the gucci jacket if you're cold, probably smells like nice cologne ( NOT ax body spray, he can steal better than that ) - Total couch hog.. and bed hog. Dude sprawls out and takes up as much space as possible, but he's also not used to sharing! It's cool though, you can just lay on him instead, which is arguably better. - He will totally check you out in public. You guys would definitely team up together when you need to group up for a job, and sometimes he hangs back just to check out that ass- - Poor Feitan, who is also probably there as part of the team, born to suffer through Phinks' shenanigans... - His text messages include lots of typos and goofy auto corrects, since he doesn't read them before he hits send ( like how he doesn't think before he speaks sometimes ) so he doesn't notice. - Shalnark ropes him into playing video games sometimes when they have a lot of freetime, and he can be SUCH a sore loser
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Chrollo; - I don't think caffeine has much of an effect on him anymore, but he'd enjoy late night coffee/tea while he relaxes with a book. - He’s not into texting, don’t take it the wrong way if he doesn’t reply to small talk, he’d rather wait to talk in person. - He gets stuck in his head a lot, and enjoys comfortable silence when you're hanging out. - Almost as much as he enjoys deep conversations, he gets so philosophical & loves talking about anything macabre - He takes your conversations very seriously, and remembers almost everything you say, which can be good and bad. - Chrollo has a lot of trouble sleeping, so he often stays up late reading or writing. When he doesn't come to bed, you can often find him laying over a desk or asleep in a chair.- Best not to wake him since he might not be able to fall asleep again - He'd find it charming if you draped a blanket or his fuzzy coat over him while he slept though
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Feitan; - A truly awful kisser... Since I mean, he's never kissed before? - When he realizes he's into someone, he might try to avoid them. He doesn't want to believe it, I mean not Feitan having a weakness right? Jokes aside, give him time, he'll need to take things slow. Taking it too fast might scare him off, so don't push it. - He isn't great at expressing himself, but hearing his s/o say "I love you" never gets old to him. - "...The feeling is mutual." - Sometimes he'll say it back though. - He likes to be the little spoon on the occasions he DOES cuddle, but.. it takes him a long time to say it because he doesn't like anything that MIGHT imply he's short. - He likes black coffee - ...Phinks is 100% sure coffee stunted his growth or something and says it all the time, he read it online once and believes it with all his heart and it REALLY pisses off Feitan - Good thing spiders can't kill each other?
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Nobunaga; - Spiders are not allowed to kill each other, but one way to kill Nobunaga? Send him cute letters, and texts that you're thinking about him. - He will 90% think it's Phinks, Shalnark or even Feitan fucking with him at first, but that 10% really hopes you're thinking about him - Probably won’t say what’s on his mind if something is bothering him since he won’t want to put that on you, so you gotta ask “What’s on your mind?” or “Is something wrong?” if you think somethings up - He’d be that way about personal problems at least, if it had to do with you or the spiders he’d be more comfortable just saying it. - Wouldn’t mind sharing his food with you if you ask - Almost always has his hair down when you're relaxing together, it's just comfortable - Doesn't like it played with though, you can tie it up for him or something but he's not a fan of having it touched too much all the time. Might warm up to it though, if it means a lot to his partner?
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1999 x 2011 x Chrollo
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Phantom Troupe random habit headcanons
I just love writing for the spiders so much, so here’s some hcs I had about habits they might have; Shalnark;
- checks his phone for the time, even if there's a clock - Interrupts people while they talk
Phinks;
- falls asleep in his day clothes? Like, whatever he wore out, happens at least a few times a week. - cracking knuckles, all the time without even noticing
Shizuku;
- Doesn't reply to most texts, not because she doesn’t want to though. She reads them, goes to do something else, & forgets to reply because she forgot it even happened. Oopsie! 
Chrollo;
- Stays up SUPER late when he's deep in thought or unhappy. - does not eat the bottom of bananas ( so valid, it's nasty! )
Uvo;
- Eats SUPER fast, chews a little loud. He knows it, he simply doesn't care. It's kind of a pride thing for him, like a sport maybe? - Eats the bottom part of bananas ( wtf Uvo!! )
Nobunaga;
- clicks his nails against tables/the floor/etc whatever is close when he's nervous or bored. - when he's eating a regular meal, he eats the food he likes the least first. Best for last right?
Feitan;
- Often says "nevermind" instead of finishing a sentence. - Never sleeps facing a wall, never even sits facing a wall ( while in public ) because he's always on edge & needs to see his surroundings.
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Some random dating hcs of my Phantom favorites;
This is... Just a crumb of the hcs I have for them, I don’t really use Tumblr but I wanted to start sharing them here since someone else might enjoy them. ( This is assuming the reader is also part of the troupe. ) Phinks; - Dates would include him wearing the pharaoh hat out sometimes, if you're lucky... Maybe you get to wear it once in awhile? *wink wink* - He would never get mad at you, which is saying something. I mean, have you seen Phinks? - VERY protective - Has a tiiiny bit of a jealously problem, he would be cool with you having guy friends but would NOT be cool with people flirting with you. - Loooots of pda, he needs everyone to know you're a couple.   - If you’re on a mission together, he’s a total show off if he thinks you might be looking! - Feitan would find this SO irritating, but you know Phinks doesn’t give a fuck - Extremely loyal - Loves getting backrubs after a long day Shalnark; - Surprisingly clingy, would triple text you for attention ( IF you're lucky enough to be his type ) - Insists on calling until you both fall asleep on call together, when you can't be together in person - Pretty comfortable with PDA, he'd want the world to see you together even if bugs the hell out of the troupe - Not the jealous type, just don't betray his trust or he wouldn't forgive you. Ever. - He'd love watching movies together, but he talks a LOT during them. - Gives the best hugs, I mean have you seen those arms? - Loves it when you lay on his chest, nothing helps him sleep better than laying together like that - He likes to tease & joke around, so he’d be into someone who can take a joke. Or two. Or one hundred-  - Maaaybe a bit of a gossip Chrollo; - Asexual. No sexual desire, but would love to find someone to have a romantic interest in. Not a priority for him, though. - He'd probably fall for someone he's known for awhile, but wouldn't realize he's in love for SO long - When you're apart, he'd send you long, poetic love letters. They might be a bit cryptic, but you know how he is. - Enjoys his space, he needs his alone time and would probably fall for someone who likes the same. - That doesn't mean he doesn't love his time with his partner though, he'd love to take midnight walks and have deep conversations together - Late night dinner dates, quiet walks in the cemetary, etc. - Likes to be the little spoon - He’d like someone who’s also interested in literature, or at least willing to try some of his favorite books  Nobunaga; - Shy. As. Fuck. - Honestly surprised someone was crushing on him, I get the feeling he has low self esteem - Don't ignore him, he might get a lil moody... Not in a mean way, but he'd definitely be hurt - So... Be prepared to give him lots of attention if you're dating. Reassure him that you still love him and no, you're not bored, often. It would make him happy. <3 - Has never had a s/o, he's just never wanted something like that before - He'd totally cherish having someone to come home to - He loves it when you wear his clothes  - Would never argue/fight with you, he’d always try to settle with a coin toss and if he loses then he’d accept it/compromise with you.  - If you compliment him at all, he’d be blushing for the rest of the day Feitan; - Very touch starved, wouldn't initiate it but he'd love attention - He'd really like it if his partner patched him up after a job, if he got hurt at all. - Noooo PDA - Even though he acts cold, he'd do ANYTHING to keep his s/o safe. - Doesn't know shit about cooking, but would appreciate being cooked for - It would take a lot of time, even after he comes to terms with loving someone, but he would slowly open up. - Just... Give him a lot of time, be patient with him. It'll be worth it.  - He doesn’t know anything about love or dating, but he is trying and you’d be able to tell.  - Something dating him would NOT include? Short jokes. Just don’t, he isn’t into it even as a joke. 1/10, not funny didn’t laugh.
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SHALNARK   ||  HXH 1999  vs  HXH 2011
for anon ♡
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