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ihavemints · 24 minutes
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So I've gathered that the Blaseball fandom is particularly good at organizing this kinda stuff. That and my first attempt to get rid of Jaylen (which btw the idea was that people would be too lazy to explain Blaseball and just vote batman) only served to spread this blog throughout said fandom more then any other other fandom featured on this blog.
These unfortunate set of circumstances have created a very difficult to defeat foe. I will need to think long and hard about if there is anything I can even do, or if I just have to wait for Jaylen to win fair and square.
The game is on Blaseball fandom. If I have anything to say about it you will not win this bracket.
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ihavemints · 26 minutes
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we all remember Kristen’s familiar, right?
[ID: a recreation of a Steven Universe comic panel by Haus of Decline. In this version, kristen applebees has a tiny winnie the pooh in a baby chest carrier and is supporting her weight in one hand while the other holds her staff of doubt beside them. They both have a worried expression as Kristen says "i think we're gonna have to kill this guy, winnie", who disappointedly replies with "damn". /end ID]
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ihavemints · 1 hour
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If I had a nickel for every time a cleric of Helio died, met Helio, and then starting worshipping a dead deity instead I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's hilarious that it's happened twice
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ihavemints · 6 hours
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i cannot possibly be the first person who has had this idea
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ihavemints · 8 hours
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me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……
the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?
me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is
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ihavemints · 8 hours
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A perfectly normal response to a rage god asking "Why do you not burn?"
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ihavemints · 9 hours
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the curse having character thoughts but none of them are coherent
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ihavemints · 9 hours
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ihavemints · 1 day
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i either need to get flayed alive or kissed
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ihavemints · 1 day
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Customer: MY SPANISH CAT DMV: GATO MEANS CAT Verdict: DENIED
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ihavemints · 1 day
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list of mammals that are bugs
1. jerboa.
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ihavemints · 1 day
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i miss you erdan. you just liked birds and death science and being bisexual and they took that from you because your swag was too different.
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ihavemints · 2 days
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died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying
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ihavemints · 2 days
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hhh
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ihavemints · 2 days
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sorry this is dumb
#su
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ihavemints · 2 days
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it's a new day + the sun rose + you're alive + you're alive + you're alive + your heart is beating + you're breathing + you're alive
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ihavemints · 2 days
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duck team!! (im so normal about them) (lying)
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