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Kate Brown
Kate Brown, here! Author of The Rose Legends series! Check it out on Amazon or Barnes & Noble or whatever retailer you'd like! I created this account to help introduce you to my characters and also to me!
Doesn't mean that's going to be ALL I blog...
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I just need y'all to listen to my brother's first song on Spotify because it's beautiful and I'm a proud big sister.
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As a writer...
If my stuff ever gets published (again), I fully intend to read headcanons and alternate universe theories, etc because I fucking love when authors and show writers use those sorts of things. Sometimes a random headcanon CAN BE PERFECTLY IN LINE WITH THINGS THAT ARE ACTUALLY CANON and I don’t think we see enough writers, etc. acknowledging that.
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This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen goodnight
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if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january
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house arrest is so funny to me. you commited crimes, stay home
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I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but it didn’t have an ending!
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Trump: “The theater should be a safe space for politicians!”
Abraham Lincoln’s ghost:
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Here's a tip
Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say “thank you, Lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork
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BUT IT’S NOT HOT OR READY IN KC BECAUSE THE FRANCHISE OWNERS HAVE A LAWSUIT AGAINST HEADQUARTERS OVER THOSE VERY PRICES
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“Oh I love roses! I try growing them myself, but they never get very far.”
“Would you like to know the secret to healthy rose bushes,” I asked, knowing that she would not like the answer.
“Do tell!”
Grin. “Blood.”
The customer paused, waiting for me to say that I was kidding. But I wasn’t so it never came. She became nervous.
And before I could explain that blood meal is a common soil fixer and fertilizer, she put her hands up, spun around and said-
“Bye.”
You want to know the secrets to a beautiful garden? You better be prepared for some weird shit.
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