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People tend to throw out the phrase "extremely specific kinks" as though that inherently implies something transgressive, but in my experience, the overwhelming majority of extremely specific kinks are so innocuous that you could see them in public and not even clock them. For every person who can only get off to having their nipples electrocuted, there are a dozen who are volcanically aroused by seeing their partner wearing one specific pair of socks.
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banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.
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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine
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Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?
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a little diary about trying to find a middle ground between being spiritual and being a schizophrenic
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Xena Warrior Princess 3.18 Fins, Femmes And Gems
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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
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“You have my sword” said the Ranger. “And my Bow” said the elf. “And my axe” said the dwarf. “And all of my guns” said the American.
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Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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extremely weird to think about the fact that the internet is a collection of physical objects, like, if i send a message to a person on another continent, there's a continuous physical path that each packet followed between each of our routers and it probably passes through an undersea cable which doesn't feel like something that should be real how did people manage that
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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i found the tenth circle of hell: it's where your fave blows up on tiktok
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So that’s how my morning is going.
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"No climate justice on occupied land"
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