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iamaserver · 8 years
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WHEN YOU’RE SO IN THE WEEDS THAT YOU JUST DROP OFF THE DRINKS AND RUN AWAY BEFORE YOUR TABLE HAS A MOMENT TO ASK YOU FOR ANYTHING
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iamaserver · 8 years
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WHEN THAT ONE SERVER IS STILL TALKING ABOUT THE SHITTY TIP THEY GOT HOURS AGO
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iamaserver · 8 years
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WHEN I THINK I’M GETTING A $5 TIP BUT IT TURNS OUT TO BE A JESUS PAMPHLET
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iamaserver · 8 years
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SUCKING UP TO MY MANAGER WHEN I WANT TO BE CUT
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iamaserver · 8 years
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WHEN YOU WORK A DOUBLE AND MAKE LESS THAN SOMEONE WHO ONLY WORKED DINNER
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iamaserver · 8 years
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WHEN YOU’RE IN THE WEEDS AND THE COKE COMES OUT CLEAR FROM THE FOUNTAIN MACHINE
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iamaserver · 8 years
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WHEN YOU’RE STARVING DURING YOUR DOUBLE AND GET YOUR HANDS ON WHATEVER FOOD YOU CAN WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
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iamaserver · 8 years
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WHEN IT’S SLOW AND YOU CAN’T STOP TALKING TO YOUR ONE TABLE OUT OF BOREDOM
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iamaserver · 8 years
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WHEN THAT COWORKER WHO NEVER PICKS UP YOUR SHIFT CALLS TO ASK TO PICK UP THEIRS
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iamaserver · 8 years
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WHEN PEOPLE ASK FOR PLASTIC SILVERWARE INSTEAD OF THE ALREADY PROVIDED METAL ONES ON THE TABLE
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iamaserver · 8 years
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ME RUNNING BACK TO THE KITCHEN AFTER I HIT DON’T MAKE OR SEE SERVER
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iamaserver · 8 years
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WHEN MY COWORKERS  ASK ME TO JUST SIGN THEM OUT WITHOUT CHECKING THEIR SIDEWORK CAUSE THEY DID IT ALREADY AND I SHOULD JUST TRUST THEM
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iamaserver · 8 years
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WHEN I TELL A TABLE I’LL MAKE SURE THE COFFEE IS FRESH BUT I JUST THROW WHATEVER IS IN THE POT INTO THE MICROWAVE
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iamaserver · 8 years
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WHEN I’M WAITING AROUND TO GET CHECKED OUT BECAUSE THE CLOSER SUDDENLY HAS A HUNDRED THINGS TO DO BEFORE THEY CAN CHECK MY SECTION
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iamaserver · 8 years
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THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO BE GLUTEN FREE
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iamaserver · 8 years
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WHEN MY MANAGER IS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO CLOSE
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iamaserver · 8 years
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WHEN I’M ACTUALLY SICK AND CALL IN AND MY MANAGER SAYS THAT I STILL NEED TO COME IN BECAUSE WE’RE UNDERSTAFFED TONIGHT
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