have i ever shown you guys my professor’s DNI list

whatever percentages we end up with, i'll draw the wretched beast that bellerophon will eventually have to fight

thinking about this message from me mam that she sent me back when i was in uni. it literally is just a pinprick in the tapestry of life!!

CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY

that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.

This is a nice sign to look at. 10/10 for composition.

he looks so confident

my sister & I went to catholic school & when one of us says something tinted with that specific brand of lingering moral scruples in the chat our friend does this

imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc

now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.

now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.

it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.

So as it turns out James Somerton did in fact fake his suicide note, and did a bunch of other stuff in the meantime

Oh... Haha... I get it. Now I'm flop... I see how it is. Well. It was nice. *shows my pussy 1 last time*

doom incarnate

Here comes the Sun, doo doo doo doo~

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ace attorney victim who died by choking on flowers name of Hanna Hackey

This isn’t cute. Lesbians only draw their favs as medieval knights when they’re catastrophically smitten

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

IM SO FUCKING HAPPY !!!!!!