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I'm she/her. I'm also 18 (I age up my s/i tho). Anyways my selfships can be wildin so don't mind me. Proshitters DNI.
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EVERY F/O LIST GOT THE
1. obscure character two people have heard of
2. hardest to draw motherfucker in fiction history
3. nonhuman
4. popular iconic character who has five different canonxcanon and selfships blacklisted
5. autistic individual
6. familial f/o
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okokok but imagine you’re watching a movie w your f/o and you can feel yourself dozing off but you wanna stay up and keep watching so you fight the sleep. BUT THEN. Your f/o can feel your head dropping and they know you need the sleep so they pull you closer and rub your back so you drift off the sleep gghhdkskskjkff (<- love for f/o noises)
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You know if there was a dating sim with all of my romantic f/os that would probably be quite a Werid and kind of chaotic dating sim honestly
What about y'all? if there was a dating sim with your f/os what would it be like?
Pro/com.ship dni
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It's International Day Against Fatphobia! Known in some circles (who don't know any better) as "World Ob***ty Day".
💛 I love you, fat selfshippers whose self inserts are also fat! (most importantly, your f/os love you!)
🩷 I love you, fat selfshippers who still feel like their self inserts "need to" be smaller in order to earn your f/o's love (they don't, and you don't!)
🧡 I love you, fat people who selfship with canonically fat characters!
💛 I love you, fat people who selfship with non-fat characters (or characters who don't have any recognizable humanoid form) but headcanon them to be fat <3
🩷 Your romantic f/o loves your body just the way it is, they think you're absolutely gorgeous! They would not change a thing about you. You are perfect in their eyes!
🧡 Your romantic f/o would never fetishize you for your body. They love who you are both inside and out!
💛 Your f/o wants you to enjoy all the foods you love without feeling you need to apologize or hide it! Yes, really!
🩷 Your f/o would protect you from anyone who shames you for you body size. In fact, no one would even dare to do so, knowing how protective they are of you!
🧡 If your f/o has been fatphobic in canon I am so sorry. They were written by fatphobic creators who did not care about the damage they would cause to real people. Your f/o is incredibly sorry, and they would never do or say anything like that to any fat person again, and especially not to you!
Do NOT talk about diets or intentional weight loss on this post, thank you!
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This was mainly made as a reminder to myself but I thought it would be nice to share to. :] 👍
It is valid to not follow canon is your ships and it also equally as valid to follow canon in your ships. Just have fun with it no matter which way you go!
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Reblog if you want an Anon's honest opinion of you.
GO
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When you think about your f/o(s) quite a lot and know how much you love them
proship/comship/neutral DNI
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A big shout out to self shippers with cartoon FOs
Be they from kids shows or adult cartoons. From half-animated half-live action media. From comics books, strips, and webcomics. From the most well known Disney or Pixar names, to the most obscure and almost never heard of before animation studios, your FOs are amazing and so are you! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! You rule!!
The adults who adore characters from kid-oriented media, and the kids who find comfort in someone from an adult focused franchise; You're SO COOL, no matter how many people might say the content you're interested in isn't "age appropriate"!! Don't let miserable people ruin your fun!! You're so awesome and cool!! Your FOs, whether they're romantic, platonic, familial, or QPPs, love you!!
[Pr*shippers, c*mshippers, d*rkshippers, and neutrals don't fucking interact. Don't steal this, either. If you steal this post you're openly admitting to being gross, predatory weirdos :3]
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Imagine falling apart in front of your f/o.
Imagine feeling their comforting embrace instantly wrap around you. Their strong grip rooting you in place with the silent promise that they’ll never let go. Hearing your f/o’s gentle murmurs of comfort, their hands tenderly massaging your form. Imagine resting your head against their chest, feeling it rise and fall beneath you. The sensation is comforting, something that calms you. Your sobs slowly being reduced to sniffles as they cradle you in their arms.
Breathe. Just breathe. They’ve got you.
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Self-shippers with pets!
...Imagine your f/o meeting your pet for the first time
Would they be all awkward or run straight up to your pet, trying to befriend it?
If they're scared of pets,
Imagine them being all nervous when meeting it, only to later realise that; Hey, this is not so bad!
Imagine coming home from work and finding your f/o cuddled up together with your pet on the couch, or sitting down on the floor talking to it in a silly voice
Imagine your f/o, having like hundred of photos in their gallery of you, and your pet (...and which one would they have most photos of?)
Imagine cuddling your f/o, AND your pet, all of you being like a lil family :')
🦋💕🦋💕🦋💕
Pr0-shippers DNI! This post isn't for you :)
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as much as you gush about your f/o, they do the same! whenever they're with their friends, they can't help but endlessly talk about you! the way they smile when they talk about you, the way their eyes light up when they think of you... they absolutely adore you. i hope you know that they love you, with all their heart
[proshippers get out of my sea, you're not welcome here]
(transferred from @/sea-of-yume)
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My bestie frfr
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⭐ assorted selfship ask game! ⭐
🌟 - what does your f/o do to help comfort you about your insecurities? what do you to do comfort them about theirs?
🪽 - imagine an au where your f/o is your guardian angel. what kind of relationship dynamic do the two of you have? are they the type to be more exasperated by your silly actions or protective over you?
✨ - share some headcanons about your f/o! this can be visual headcanons, sexuality or gender, disabilities and neurodivergencies, etc!
🎐 - what does your f/o smell like? is it a natural scent they pick up from their surroundings or is it a scent they get from scented lotions or perfumes/colognes?
💫 - would your f/o be an eldritch horror or a biblical angel? why?
🕊 - would your f/o kill a man for you? how would they do it? would they get caught?
🌙 - what would your f/o's favorite video game genre be? what is their least favorite genre? why for both?
🎂 - how has your f/o changed over the course of the relationship? how have you changed? do either of you miss past things about the other?
🌕 - what kind of fashion subculture would your f/o be partial to and why? do they prefer form over function or function over form?
☁️ - does your f/o like to travel? where are some faraway places they'd like to go with you someday?
💛 - what is something most people consider a flaw of your f/o that you find endearing? why is it that you like that trait?
🍰 - draw a doodle of your f/o! no more than 5 minutes allowed!
please practice reblog karma so everyone gets to feel the love! no proship or related communities though please!
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shut up i’m busy having a fake relationship with a fictional character right now
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going on a date with an f/o and your platonic f/o(s) are hiding behind a newspaper/bush in the most gooofiest disguises ever. do you or your f/o notice? do they follow you around and get busted? or do you shake them off eventually and get a memorable moment with that f/o
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Hey selfshippers, interact with this post if it's okay to send you asks or interact with your posts about your f/os! I love seeing specific ship content for you guys along with general selfship imagines/content and wanna support and join in on the fun of community :)
Please no pro.shippers please and thank you
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your f/o would not care abt any 'abnormal' speech mannerisms you've got btw.
stutter? that's ok, they're more than happy to wait to let you get the words out, it just gives them an extra few seconds to appreciate your voice. Even if you get caught up on the same word a few times or the whole sentence struggles a little, they're not gonna make fun of you. It's you talking, what could ever be 'wrong' with that?
mix up your words? that's totally ok! whether you'd rather try again and say what you actually meant to say or just wanna repeat a few bits so they get the gist, they're not gonna make fun of you. even if you don't notice that you swapped around some words, they've gotten pretty good at deciphering your meaning, time together letting them hone their skills.
forget what you were saying halfway through it? that's totally fine too! whether they give you a few minutes to try and remember or just move past it till something jogs your memory again, they're fine to offer up some ideas on what it might've been about or a new topic to get your mind off of it.
use a lot of 'fluff' in your speech (ie. 'umm,' 'like,' 'uhh,' etc.)? they're not gonna rush the words out of you or interrupt your speech. They're more than happy to give you all the time in the world to talk, no matter how rambly and long-winded it might seem. They like hearing what you have to say and your thoughts are priceless to them.
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