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hxroic-wxlls · 5 hours

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He has constructed the ultimate spinning chair. There is no longer any conflict or doubt in his heart, while he spins in this plastic masterpiece of furniture…

That IKEA place sure is reliable. Surely, they know how to make quality stuff.

#{crack}#{do it Broly: ic}#the spinning chair retuuuuuuurns

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hxroic-wxlls · 11 hours

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Mokou, do you know this guy named Jon Arbuckle? The same guy that tried to steal Madoka's pet dog for himself many times? What would you have done if he tried to steal your pet rabbit Piccolo instead?

She calmly sips from her cup of tea…

“ Well, kill him, of course. No buts about that. “

It’s a bit scary how easily she resorts to murder.

#{ask answered}#{anonymous}#{bamboo forest guide: ic}

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hxroic-wxlls · 14 hours

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What you see now is my regular Anon form... And this is my Super Anon form... And this is Super Anon at a higher level, but we'll just call it Super Anon 2... And this... Is Super Anon... Even further beyond! Behold... Super Anon 3!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

“ Wow…that anon’s vocal strength sure is impressive. To yell for that long without getting a sore throat is seriously impressive! “

She kinda wonders if they’ll turn into a Super Anon 4 if they look at a full moon… She’ll have to test that, later.

#{ask answered}#{crack}#{anonymous}#{a hero never fails: ic}

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hxroic-wxlls · 14 hours

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( @haus-der-mysterionmusen )

“Witches? Sounds easy how can a witch be as powerful as an angel just leave it to me and it’ll be Schnell und schmerzlos (quick and painless)” Asuka is itching at the chance to use her Unit 2 at the magical girl boss monster

“ Uh, I-I don’t think that’s a great idea! I can’t say I’m an absolute expert when it comes to these things, but I don’t think it’s wise to be so quick to underestimate them… “

At the very least, if the other was that intent on fighting, she should try to provide some support… Ah, what a rough day.

#haus der mysterionmusen #{ask answered}#{guilt born from good intentions: ic}

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hxroic-wxlls · 15 hours

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Hey There !! These text promos get out faster so if you're interested in a multifandom multimuse with muses spanning different series (and about 43-45 original characters), feel free to hit the follow button! The only caveat is that you must be 18 years of age or older. Otherwise, hit reblog so this'll get out to other people! I look forward to RPing with you!

#{promo!}

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hxroic-wxlls · 15 hours

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//Aight, fellow DB fans, I got a question for ya’ll//

//What’s the science behind the bluff kamehameha? How does he get a party popper? Does he know magic? Did he form his ki into the shape of one? Did he move fast enough to grab one mid-motion? Does he always carry around a party popper in his pockets? This mystery must be solved!//

#dragon ball #Gogeta #{ooc: voice of the mun}#{crack}

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hxroic-wxlls · 15 hours

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“ Random thingy: As for me, Mika, Naomi and Lucky…all our parents and friends know who we are. Not for lack of effort, mind you. We REALLY tried to pull off the secret identity thing with our magical girl transformations and stuff… However, turns out, when you live in a small neighborhood where everyone is basically family, and your parents have a good sense of hearing and memory, it’s kind of hard to try and pretend you’re a stranger when everyone knows what you look and sound like. “

“ Do all the magical girls in those shows have voice modifiers or presence concealing things active? There’s no way someone can listen to ‘em talk and not instantly figure out who they are, right? “

#{a hero never fails: ic}#{crack}#daily reminder that literally everyone in the town knows who they are behind their transformed states #and haru to this day still wonders how other magical girls friends and families don’t recognize the magical girls #when the change is especially just limited to clothing and hair

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hxroic-wxlls · 16 hours

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"Is it so wrong just to wish the best for the world?" //here have a carmen in your inbox.

“ There ain’t anything wrong with that… But sometimes, what we consider ‘the best’ for the world, isn’t what the world actually wants. That’s just nature for ya, though. No matter how much we try to make things as great as they can be, so long as a single being wants anything but, that’s all it takes to make the entire foundation crumble. All we can do is just do our best, though, I guess. Ya roll with the punches and do what you can. “

Wow…that may be the wisest thing she’s ever said.

#soulsbetrayed #{ask answered}#{grouchy sister: ic}

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hxroic-wxlls · 16 hours

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Updated Levels, as of now:

Haru: 55

Mika: 47

Lucky: 51

Naomi: 52

MAGICAL GIRL OCS: CURRENT LEVELS FROM 1-100

Haru: LV 47

Mika: LV 40

Lucky: LV 43

Naomi: LV 45

#{headcanons}#{guilt born from good intentions: ic}#{a hero never fails: ic}#{endless fortune: ic}#{serious and determined: ic}

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hxroic-wxlls · 16 hours

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“ Okay, Mika, I have an idea. I ordered something off of Amazan that can help us out, here… And it looks like it just arrived! Look at the sky! “

“ Eh? “

“ Wait, wait, wait, isn’t that a bit overkill? That thing’s like a trillion times Walpurgisnacht’s size! “

Well, at least they had a guaranteed win condition, now… How did she get this online, though? Even more, did she bankrupt herself??

#{crack}#{a hero never fails: ic}#{guilt born from good intentions: ic}#{muse ramblings}#there was this one comic I saw where Homura was going through a gauntlet of mechas to challenge it and ended the comic on TTGL #peak content tbh

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hxroic-wxlls · 16 hours

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We seem to have a leak in our boat. Don't worry, I know exactly how to fix this. All we gotta do is drill little holes in the boat, and the water will pour out.

“ Stop, stop. We’re sinking even faster! “

“ Huh…didn’t think my end would be in a water grave, like this. I should’ve written my will, earlier… “

It’s…it’s a five foot tall pond.

#{crack}#{ask answered}#{anonymous}#{anxious rock: ic}#{unique driven bassist: ic}

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hxroic-wxlls · 16 hours

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“ If crouch attacks don’t work…why don’t we just fight top with top? A giant, floating, spinning top is sure to be more powerful than a stationary one! “

She…she wants to call that a dumb idea, but she doesn’t wanna be rude.

And so, with the power of her Shonen protagonist plot armor, Haru would summon a giant, floating beyblade from the heavens.

“ How in the- “

“ GO SHOOT! “

Not let it rip?

#{crack}#{dash commentary}#{a hero never fails: ic}#{guilt born from good intentions: ic}#{muse ramblings}

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hxroic-wxlls · 16 hours

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❛ no , nooo - come back to bed . ❜ Aria whines lightly. She really wanted to cuddle Cu more, it seemed. Why? Her only defense was that he was warm and she liked warm.

“ Oi, c’mon. Ya do know that if neither of us leaves, we’re gonna miss out on that store discount, right? Fish ain’t cheap. “

Always the cuddle bug, isn’t she? Good grief…

Well, nothing he could do about, he supposed. If she really needed him to stay here, then who was he to argue? Besides…that discount will probably be back, soon enough.

“ Fine, fine. Scoot over. “

His mentor would probably berate him like crazy for staying in bed. But luckily, she’s not here.

…He hopes.

#asinfinitum #{ask answered}#{crack}#{the hound of Chulainn: ic}#poor cu #reduced to a pillow to cuddle lmao

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hxroic-wxlls · 16 hours

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Time to fight Walpurgisnacht, Mika.

“ Nooooooo, I’m only level 47! I’m not ready for endgame content, yet! “

She and her team proceeded to cheese the boss by sitting in the corner and spamming crouch attacks until it died.

…GOOD ENDING??

#{crack}#{ask answered}#{anonymous}#{guilt born from good intentions: ic}#see the reason the Madoka magica cast struggled so much is that they didn’t abuse the game mechanics #if they just did that it would’ve been ez pz

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hxroic-wxlls · 16 hours

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❛ i can’t find my kimono. have you seen it ? ❜

(Wanda to Violet)

“ Oh, that? Uh…yeah, funny thing. I kinda may have accidentally put it in my laundry on accident, and my pet tiger may have gotten into it? “

How did she even do that? She doesn’t own a kimono…

Better yet, why does she have a pet tiger??

Oh, that’s right. She adopted it a couple weeks ago, when she found it limping outside a forest and nursed it back to health. That’s cool… Unfortunately, the big fella was a bit of a nightmare around clothing. Leave it near a laundry basket, and all that will be left is the tattered remains of whatever fabric was unfortunate enough to be around it, and this was no different.

#fctedivided #{ask answered}#{crack}#{the coolest swordswoman: ic}

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hxroic-wxlls · 16 hours

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“ Walpurgisnacht…like in Madoka Magica? “

“ If that big thingie shows up, I bet you $10 I can beat it up. “

“ Please don’t. “

#{crack}#{guilt born from good intentions: ic}#{a hero never fails: ic}#{muse ramblings}#{dash commentary}

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hxroic-wxlls · 16 hours

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❛ is … that my shirt that you’re wearing ? ❜(Because Zack wearing Yuuki's too small shirt is very funny

“ …Noooooooooo? “

Considering that the thing looked far too tight to comfortable, the answer was probably yes. He definitely grabbed the wrong laundry basket, that much was certain.

…Oh god, how’s he gonna take this off without tearing it? How’d he even get it on? WHY’D he get it on?? He could tell at a glance that the stuff wasn’t his, so why even bother with testing?

…Ah, right, he was half asleep. Great excuse.

#wxndswept #{ask answered}#{crack}#{embrace your dreams: ic}#man just can’t catch a break #that shirt definitely isn’t living though lol

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