I don’t have anyone to send this to so I’m posting it here bc it made me laugh so hard I don’t want to lose it when twitter dies
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Woke up thinking, "Pfft. I could spatchcock anything." Untrue and bizarre.
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babygirl your enormous eyebags and just barely noticeable tremor have captivated me
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PSYCH 3: THIS IS GUS (2021)
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i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die
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Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;)
My feminist bf: I Would Free You
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🪤
such an awesome emoji
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