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Good god, you’re just as innocent as you were all those years ago. It’s adorable and mildly amazing.

monixberry‌:

Jesus fuck, my hood piercing is finally fucking healed! Being off work for 6 weeks was absolutely brutal. Good thing I make a damn killing.

Anyone who wants to check it out: Ladies, just let me know, you’re always welcome in my hallowed bed.

Gents, you’ll have to pay me.

Is hood piercing that one you get at the top of your ear? I’m afraid I’m not all that familiar with the terms for piercings. How bad was the infection to warrant six weeks off of work? And far more importantly, where do you work that they agreed to this?

TEXT 📲 KURT

ALE: They say the way to someone's heart is through the stomach!

ALE: Sorry. Bad joke.

ALE: Anyway, I got to take a couple of slices home so that was also a win.

ALE: Your clothes are super fancy. And the ones you draw are even better.

ALE: Seriously I can't believe you don't already have your own line in NY.

ALE: That's fine. We're kinda used to people looking at us that way.

KURT: They're not always wrong about that, but there are definitely other ways to a person's heart as well. ;)

KURT: That cake is probably the best cheesecake I've had in a very long while. I wish you would have taken more with you, though. I still feel a little bad with how much you left for me.

KURT: I do try; it helps working at Vogue, but a lot of my stuff I make myself. And you're making me blush all over again.

KURT: I don't know; I don't know if they're good enough for my own line. Then again, I haven't actually had the courage to show Isabelle any of my designs either.

KURT: That's not fair, though. Yeah, there are a few Serpents who aren't great men, but a lot of the younger ones seem to be good men from what I can tell.

northsideking‌:

I know you’re not ashamed of it, Kurt. And I know you would never tell people, I trust you. I just… - I don’t understand why you would choose to answer that publicly. It was an intimate moment between the two of us. It doesn’t concern other people. 

I can’t believe you still remember that, me getting jealous I mean. Shit, I was so drunk, I must have thrown back half a six-pack in those 7 minutes you were in there. I’m glad it was good for you though. I really should have controlled myself and waited till we were sober. In hindsight, it was a stupid call. There were so many people downstairs, and I know for a fact we were not being quiet in there. Anyone could have just walked in and seen us. 

In that sort of sense, you’re right. It was an intimate moment that isn’t really anyone else’s business. But...I don’t know, to be honest. I’ve gotten more open about my sex life in the last few years, so it doesn’t bother me to talk about it really. I’m sorry if talking about it openly made you uncomfortable.

Of course I still remember it. It was hot. I’d never really seen you get jealous or possessive before, so it was kind of ingrained in my memory at that point, even if I was drunk. I don’t think I was quite as drunk as you, but I have to say if I’d had to watch you disappear in closet for 7 minutes with some random girl then I probably wouldn’t have reacted much differently. Darling, I’ve never been quiet. I’m pretty sure it didn’t take you long to realize that one, but I know what you mean. I think the idea that we could have been caught was part of the appeal for me, but on the other hand if we had got caught I would have felt really bad about it. There were two of us there, though. I could have resisted your advances or dragged you out of the party or something.

But...from what I’m getting from all that, was that you regret the events of the night?

private messages // kurston

TEXT 📲 KURT

ALE: Hey. I just wanted to let you know I had a good time the other night. Also, I'm sorry it wasn't something better or fancier.

ALE: Your dad seems pretty cool. Even if he was side eyeing me the whole time.

KURT: Hey! I had a great time. It was definitely a great night. Then again, any night that ends in a gorgeous man buying me a whole damn cheesecake is going to be a great night.

KURT: Also - I don't care if it wasn't some fancy night. I actually prefer the simple stuff. I've never been one for super fancy things. Except my clothes. That's...I mean, that's a given.

KURT: Dad just...doesn't trust Serpents. I'm sorry about him.

text messages 📲 klaine

BLAINE: That's what I said! Like... I just. Ugh.

BLAINE: I think so? I mean, he came over on Monday night and told me right away. So, that's good, but ... he still did it.

BLAINE: I promise I'm going to stay away from my father. I have no desire to see him, ever.

BLAINE: I think it's always been there, I just... hadn't let it out.

BLAINE: You like the Bad Boy Blaine thing, Kurt? ;] Because, y'know, I'm single now.

BLAINE: Yes, before I knew what he did.

BLAINE: No one is like Smythe. Smythe is not human. He's... a Vulcan. Or something. Kling-On. Quinn thinks I should try talking to him.

KURT: He might have done it, but at least he apologized. Can't say I ever got that luxury.

KURT: Just make sure you're safe over there, okay? I know your brother would kill anyone who laid a finger on you, but still. Be careful.

KURT: You should let it out more often. It's not such a bad look, you know.

KURT: It's definitely appealing ;D

KURT: You're lucky I understood those references because when I left Riverdale I wouldn't have know what /either/ of those things are. And for the record, you should.

aiden-clarington‌:

Well, I suppose there’s only one way to find out: try it. As for our rip off Billy Graham, I certainly have nothing against him. I just enjoy knowing which buttons to push in case I ever need to slam on them later.

Mm, counterproposal: the non-stranger’s mouth is too full to drool on my sheets the morning after.

You’re not wrong about that, I suppose. It would probably be the sole reason I ever step foot inside of a church around here, especially the Wilde’s church. It would be hilarious, however short lived the endeavor was. That is as good of a reason as any, I suppose.

Mm. The night before would have had to have been a pretty memorable night for that to happen first thing, but given how good it was it’s highly likely.

northsidecarlisle‌:

I’ll be sure to let you know. Experimenting isn’t my thing, though I’m sure if it was, Sebastian would be pissed that he wasn’t the one I experimented with.

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Good to know, even if I had forgotten how much of hot commodity Sebastian seems to be in this town, but if you ever change your mind, you know where to find me.

private messages // kurston

Well hello to you too, gorgeous.

I answered it because I’m not ashamed of my sexual activities. Including that one. Especially that one. Hell, that night alone made me realize how much I like having sex in a bathroom.

Now are there some things I won’t talk about? Of course there are, but that night is definitely not one of them. It was a good night for me; not only had I made you jealous for the first time, which was hot, but I also had fun. It wasn’t how I had imagined my first time, but I don’t mind that. And our first time sober more than made up for it.

Why are you even worried about it? It’s not like anyone knows that you were that guy or that we were ever together. I’ve never told anyone specifically who my first boyfriend was, and I won’t. If I wouldn’t do that back then, it definitely hasn’t changed. Your secret’s safe with me, King. Don’t worry.

@northsideking

TEXT 📲 KURT

ALE: You don't have to explain.

ALE: Cool. See you then.

KURT: [ typing ... ]

KURT: But I feel like I should for some stupid reason [ DELETED ]

KURT: [ typing ... ]

KURT: [ typing stops ]

KURT: I'll see you then.

TEXT 📲 KURT

ALE: No need. You had better plans.

ALE: I'll pick you up at 8. That good?

KURT: Not /better/, just earlier. Had I realized we were talking about going to the maze tonight I would have rescheduled my other plans.

KURT: 8 sounds amazing.

TEXT 📲 KURT

ALE: No problem.

ALE: Sure. I'm working. It has to be at night.

KURT: I'm still sorry. I still feel bad. :/

KURT: Night time works fine for me. I actually prefer night time, to be honest.

serpentjake‌:

{private}

Just finished my shift and I’m on my way right now. You could send a little something for the drive over if you really wanted to.

{ private }

I mean, I don’t want you crashing, but I suppose I can appease you there. Feel free to let yourself in, though. I’ll be upstairs.

TEXT 📲 KURT

ALE: I already told you what I had in mind.

ALE: Why don't you just let me know when you're available?

KURT: I thought we were making plans for tomorrow, I'm sorry. That's my bad.

KURT: We can still go tomorrow, right? I'm yours all day. 😉

TEXT 📲 KURT

ALE: You're busy tonight?

KURT: I've got plans with Jake, but what did you have in mind?

northsidesebastian‌:

I’ve got ot it covered but I’ll keep your services in mind for next time when they don’t come with such a steep price.

For the record, if you weren’t such an obnoxious friend the price wouldn’t be so steep.

TEXT 📲 KURT

ALE: If you don't mind riding my motorcycle.

ALE: Or being seen with me. [DELETED]

KURT: Of course I don't mind.

KURT: Admittedly I've only been on one once - technically - twice before, and I didn't hate it...

TEXT 📲 KURT

ALE: Don't worry. I'm not planning on anything.

KURT: Alright then. When should I meet you?

[ a few moments later ]

KURT: Also - do you want to meet there or you think I could hitch a ride?