‘y’all better not be shipping them’

i’m not. i’m shipping them with me. they’re mine.

crazy to me how some people consume media in a way where they won’t be satisfied unless the thing the creators made matches the vision they themselves have in their head. i want to say that there’s a lost art of cherry picking the things you like from a thing that ranges from mediocre to bad and creating your own new thing out of it but people do that except the only thing they’re doing it to is jegulus

The sexual tension between a girl and not feeling real every time her birthday comes around

a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

the stoic teenager to being on the verge of tears anytime something slightly inconvenient happens adult pipeline is very real

I love those "asking cosplayers at a con what their day job is" videos because it's always like

*muffled voice issuing from a huge suit of armor* im a cybersecurity specialist

elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account

when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences

Corey and Jim being besties

“so glad to see slipknot art and it’s not of corey”

tortilla man and corey’s new masks are cool but i’m an idiot and i keep confusing them for each other

When I was little I used to think "how could anyone deny that the Holocaust happened" and now seeing how people talk about Palestine I'm like... yeah I see how that works

You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.

Who’s laughing now?

Evil Dead II (1987)

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war