this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

hi *follows you around like a dog*

its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

me: :(

spring birdies: peep peep

me: :)

can you get that weird guy out of here please. I’m starting to feel a little bit flustered and i don’t want to confront & come to terms with that right now

Goniurella tridens is a species of fruit flies that carries on each wing the perfect image of an ant

nobody ever praises me or pats me on the head or feeds me small treats despite my consistent excellence in the field of not purposefully ripping cabinet doors off their hinges to fulfill some sort of maladaptive destructive urge

hahapilled jokermaxxer

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

Astrology's weird bc if you've only ever had fun with it and come across someone w seething hatred for it you're understandably like, what the fuck is this person's problem? But also if you've seen someone take it Too Far, any mention of it understandably becomes a red flag

Like imagine if you really liked Pokemon and you're like, "I really don't see why people would hate this unless they're just assholes for no reason?" Like it's a totally normal opinion opinion to have. But also imagine if you took a quiz and learned you were a Bug type and people stopped talking to you because they were like "It's in your nature to be emotionally manipulative." It would also be totally normal to be like "Oh okay fuck Pokemon fans then."

Now you may be like, "But the latter situation doesn't happen!" and that tells me you are fortunate because you have not dealt with the worst that the west coast of America has to offer

I love you garbage truck workers I love you janitors I love you waste water treatment workers I love you sanitation workers I love you

birthday drawing for my bestieee ^_^

Dreaming of a dramatic death

ok ill be over in a minny (new way of saying minute)

ok ill be over in a minny (new way of saying minute)