"I wonder if your Inner World is ' in reverse ' as well."
“Well, that’s kinda my whole schtick, ain’t it?”
A pause. His Inner World is something personal, something he’s hesitant to discuss, but he also wonders if the zanpakuto spirit before him would take a dismissal as an invitation to see for himself. He’s got enough voices in his head without Muramasa coming and stirring things up, thank you very much.
“Yeah, sorta. It’s hard to explain, y’know, but the whole thing’s like bein’ trapped in my shikai. Try ‘n go one way ‘n you end up doin’ the opposite.”
It had taken him a while to get used to, had contributed to the reason his bankai was such a bitch to achieve. He’d spent long hours sparring against his Sakanade, trying to adjust to a world where everything was wrong. But it’s a useful ability, and one he wouldn’t trade for the world.
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abljdlkfjlkjaljja i live!! it’s been a hot second lol. but i return with this horrible gremlin! might go back to my tres bestias account and do something over there too.
anyways come feel free to pester me for starters and stuff
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» quotes from my duolingo, part 4
tw: animal harm(?), blood, broken bones, food.
❝ you can’t choose. ❞
❝ hello! can i be useful to you? ❞
❝ i want to finish this project. ❞
❝ there’s a rock concert tonight! in an old abandoned building. we could go there! ❞
❝ she is working. she has to work. ❞
❝ i don’t want to go outside. ❞
❝ in the fall, it isn’t very nice out. ❞
❝ how did you get chocolate on the wall? ❞
❝ i was in the middle of cooking! it wasn’t easy. ❞
❝ you are too young to watch horror movies. ❞
❝ my stomach hurts. my face hurts. it hurts everywhere! i think i’m going to die. ❞
❝ don’t stay here! it’s dangerous. ❞
❝ in general, you stay at your place. but today, don’t stay at your place! ❞
❝ did you write your resume with a pencil? ❞
❝ you’re getting up, you have to get up. ❞
❝ everyone is looking at me because i’m wearing a big, yellow hat. ❞
❝ we got divorced because my cat was too cute. ❞
❝ it’s ridiculous to be afraid of being ridiculous. ❞
❝ i don’t understand why you’re crying. ❞
❝ i saw something weird. ❞
❝ do you have any band-aids? ❞
❝ what’s wrong? are you scared? ❞
❝ why won’t you go fishing with us next sunday? you don’t like fish? ❞
❝ those purple plates that you like are horrible. ❞
❝ i woke up in the middle of a horrible dream. ❞
❝ if it’s cold, i’ll be on my couch with a nice blanket. ❞
❝ i want to spend all of my time next to the coffee machine. ❞
❝ he loves me, i love him. ❞
❝ upon entering the kitchen, i saw blood everywhere. ❞
❝ i cannot decide whether i am happy or sad. ❞
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Shinji, talking about parenting: Can you picture me saying "Go to your room! You're grounded!"?
Kensei: Can you picture me saying "You're grounded"?
Shinji: You said that to me last week.
Kensei: How hard is it?! No shoes on the furniture!
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Hiyori: Do you ever shut up?
Shinji: Depends, are you going to pay me?
Hiyori: No?
Shinji: There's your answer, so as I was saying-
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Family
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Hiyori, grabbing Shinji by his shirt: SAY YOU’RE SORRY!
Shinji: I’M SORRY!!
Hiyori: AND WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR??!
Shinji sobbing: FOR SAYING YOU’RE AGGRESSIVE
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shinji warmup for today :)
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Lieutenant “you can’t hit a guy with glasses” Aizen
With
Captain “I’ll hit a guy with his glasses” Hirako
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Hiyori: Sorry I called you stupid and hurt your feelings, Shinji.
Shinji: It's f-
Hiyori: I genuinely thought you knew.
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Shinji: So, around a week ago, I accidentally slept with Isane.
Hiyori & Lisa: ... Seriously?
Shinji: Yeah.
Hiyori: You "accidentally" slept with Isane?
Shinji: Yes.
Lisa: "Accidentally", huh..
Shinji: That's what I said. Yes.
Lisa: You mean to say you actually banged Isane by accident?
Shinji (sighing): Gosh, forget it! It's April Fools.
Hiyori: I don't understand, did you trip over something?
Lisa: But why Isane, out of all the ladies?
Shinji: It was supposed to be an April Fools' joke.
Lisa: No, no, I'm just really, really curious. Why did you specifically choose Isane? There must be-
Shinji (irritated): NO SPECIAL REASON, IT'S RANDOM! YOU BOTH JUST HAD TO RUIN MY APRIL FOOLS' JOKE!
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I hate when people say “survivor”.
Because “Survivor” means that you made it out
And I dont think all of me did.
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- You can’t play God without being acquainted with the devil -
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Destroy My Muse On Anon
Provoke them, upset them, frighten them, make them cry! I want tears and regret and pain and just plain oodles of angst.
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“Clowns, all of you.”
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