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hosseinis · 5 hours
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hosseinis · 15 hours
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If you are watching a TV show, it can be live action or animated.
But not when you're reading a book. Much to think about.
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hosseinis · 18 hours
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i could never live on a starfleet ship cause I'd know some cunt in security is reading through all my search queries Alien Penis alien penis comparison alien penis chart penises throughout the galaxy penis in every language what species are sexually compatible with humans what species can humans SAFELY uave sex with sex sent me to the sickbay season 78 alpha quadrant penis tour what species has the most penises and that's how far I'd get before they overrode the security lock on my quarters and broke in and killed me for being academically curious
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hosseinis · 2 days
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Scott Patterson as Agent Peter Strahm in Saw IV (2007) and Saw V (2008)
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hosseinis · 2 days
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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It's so funny when fanfics have Lawrence drink like, whiskey and Adam gets some fruity cocktail that Lawrence mocks him for because canonically Lawrence orders venti mocha frappuccinos from Starbucks and Adam smokes cigarettes off the bathroom floor
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hosseinis · 3 days
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and if you feel comfortable sharing what song(s), let us know in the tags!
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hosseinis · 5 days
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jumping on the cowboy chainshipping bandwagon based on this post!!! ❤️
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hosseinis · 5 days
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I don’t know how to say this in a way that doesn’t sound like I’m advocating for casual cruelty or whatever but something that grates so much about this current social moment is how many people are incapable of saying they dislike something or someone without cooking up some higher morally correct reason for their dislike. Sometimes you just disliked a book. Sometimes you don’t “get” an actor or a musician. There’s nothing morally wrong with your girl’s fuckass boyfriend he’s literally just annoying and you’re annoyed that you have to pretend you like him when you know he’ll be history in six months. It’s fine. You don’t need to justify your dislike.
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hosseinis · 6 days
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I will open the fucking TikTok app just to watch this video multiple times
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oh irish wolfhound strahm is PERFECT
god i literally have thought of little else in the way of strahm dog motif since i first conceived of the idea, I JUST LOVE THE SCRAGGLY BREED THAT HAS ENORMOUS CHASE INSTINCTS AND WAS BRED TO HUNT WOLVES!!!!
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hosseinis · 6 days
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people love "back the fuck off," but my favorite quote here is what he says right after. what a fucking bastard i love him lmao
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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it
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hosseinis · 7 days
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hosseinis · 8 days
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ok what’s your florence + the machine song. mine is rabbit heart (raise it up)<3
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Remarkable, if not a little perverse SAW VII (2010) dir. Kevin Greutert
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hosseinis · 10 days
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hey hey hey
Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)
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