what if i told you that a lot of “Americanized” versions of foods were actually the product of immigrant experiences and are not “bastardized versions”
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i really really love when animals lay on their back and their paws do that thing
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How do we explain to 40+ year olds online that you can’t just end every sentence with “…” without conveying a really ominous vibe lol.
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Can someone just………………. explain French to me?
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well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid
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The feline equivalent of a healer facing off solo against a tank.
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When you’ve appointed and created a thousand cleaning bots at the star destroyer but Supreme Leader Snoke chooses to use you as a mop instead
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I honestly love being quiet and lowkey.
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when my dog barks for no reason
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tbh
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I hate tumblr moisturization culture
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A spell to repel unsolicited opinions
Repeat the phrase “Did I fucking ask you?” until the subject realizes that you, in fact, did not fucking ask them
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