hornyflapcat
Diary of a Furry Occultist
"Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass" is the himbo creed. It didn't say anything about pure of mind...
Herein lay the adventures of Seren Evergarden, an average horny flapcat looking for magic, fun and wonder as an early-millennial neophyte furry.
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flirty asks
1: are you single?
2: do you like anyone right now?
3: how do you act when you have a crush?
4: which gender(s) are you into?
5: how long do you need to know someone before you can develop feelings for them?
6: are you usually the first one to make a move?
7: how could someone make you swoon?
8: what’s something romantic you wish someone would do for you?
9: do you like pda?
10: do you get flustered when someone is flirting with you?
11: favorite pet names?
12: how do you show affection?
13: would you consider being with multiple people romantically?
14: do you like playing footsies?
15: what are your favorite things to do with your tongue?
16: do you like being kissed (and if so, where)?
17: what songs get you in the mood?
18: favorite massage technique?
19: which spots are your sensitive spots?
20: do you prefer when people are rough or gentle with you?
21: do you like to take charge or do you like being handled?
22: what’s your favorite flirty move?
23: describe a time you won someone over with flirting
24: describe a time someone won you over with flirting
25: vague about someone you like romantically or platonically
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Taurin Clarke - Nightcrawler
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Friendly reminder that the reason so many modern pagan beliefs revolve around fertility symbols and fertility rites is that Victorian occultists were RIDICULOUSLY horny.
#that explains it#furries and victorians have a lot in common#uncomfortably warm outfits#horny on main#purity culture pretending we're not horny on main#conventions where someone always smells like pee#maybe I should carry around a pomander and hanky!#not gonna touch the whole hygiene and STI situation#oh and a ridiculous amount of obsession with STEM and business#and also there are a lot of suspiciously rich furries#and maintaining the lifestyle we all fantasize about is EXPENSIVE#wow- we really are just like the Victorians
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Sara Teasdale, from The Collected Poems of Sara Teasdale; "Song,"
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I'm super tired of heterosexuals.
That's it, that's the post.
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People trying to pathologize like eating sweets and jerking off is wild. "I stopped doing this thing that feels good and I want more now ?? So this is an addiction and I have to keep avoiding it until the craving goes away" no you just want to enjoy things because you're a human being. Chocolate and porn and whatever aren't, like. Meth. It won't kill you to feel good. You don't have to be a medieval monk
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20 Sides of a Himbo: an Ask Meme
Ok, so like there are a handful of things I really really like in life. One of them is the occult, one is being a gamer geek, another is being a himbo, and another is food.
For the holidays, I got two different really cool d20s, and I've been using them for divination!
The first is my "Roll for Food Choice" dinner20 from doldols! It's hilarious, it has 20 different food choices, and I got to pick the 1 and 20 options!
Naturally, I picked pie for the 20, because of course. And I picked a cucumber for the 1, because a) it looks like a dick, and that's hilarious, but also b) cats and cucumbers do not mix!
The second one though, I got to custom make myself, through URWizards!
Basically, I was trying to figure out which really cool symbols I wanted, and I looked at all the d20s on their site, and decided I wanted all of them! So I had them make me a die of literally every cool 20 and 1 symbol I liked on their site!
So after weeks of waiting, I finally had two really cool dice that I could use for fortunetelling, and that's when I ran into a problem.
What do the symbols mean??
Well, I think I came up with some pretty cool answers for the various symbols on each die, and I've decided to turn them into an ask meme. Cuz, y'know, why not?
I'm gonna share the food one somewhere more risque, because it very quickly turned dirty. LOL Anyway, here y'all go!
20 Sides of a Himbo: an Ask Meme
Eye: What is something you wish people would think about
Rod/Mace: What is something you believe in strongly?
Magic Hands: What is your special gift?
Tha Earth: What do you think the world needs most?
Moon: Share something romantic to you.
Kitty Butt: In what way are you "dumb of ass?"
Kitty Face: What is a feature about yourself that you like?
Dragon: What is something about you that might be dangerous?
Unicorn: What does "pure of heart" mean to you?
Triforce: Tell something about your moral code.
Axe: If you accidentally hurt someone, what do you do?
Sword: Being a himbo can be a "two-edged sword." Can you talk a bit about your thoughts and experiences in that regard?
Elder Sign: Tell us something that you think is too big for your brain.
Halloween: What is your favorite thing to do during the holidays?
Rune Circle: What are your opinions or beliefs about fate?
Lute: If you wanted to charm or flirt with someone, what would you do?
T_T: Tell us about a time your heart was broken.
UwU: Share something that instantly makes you swoon for someone.
OOF: What is something that hits you hard even if you just hear about it?
YEET: If you could get rid of anything in the world, what would it be?
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MINE: a poem
This is dedicated to someone, and he knows who he is.
MINE
I am a predator.
My thoughts are not chaste.
I want it understood-
you are my prey.
I give you a valentine. On it, it says "be mine."
It's not a joke.
It's a vow,
a declaration of intent.
BE. MINE.
It is a promise that
I will seduce you,
happily give you things you want,
because what I want from you
is to be forever in your veins.
I want to fill you,
find the places in you
that nobody knows
that nobody can reach.
I want to open them,
I want to make them mine.
I want to make you mine.
Make no mistake:
I am not safe.
You are not safe.
I am a dragon, and you are my hoard.
I am a fox in your henhouse, and you can't keep me out.
I am a lion, and you are my pride and my joy.
I am a fallen angel, and my goal is heaven on earth for us.
So, here's what I want from you.
I want you to give yourself to me,
to the weight of my desire.
I want my touch, my gaze, to light you on fire.
And no, I don't want it to be comfortable,
not always.
I'm safe because I want to be.
I'm benevolent because I wish to be.
I need you to understand that,
and never mistake me as harmless.
I want my cock, my tongue, my fingers
to be keys which open your locks.
I want to undo you with my wit and my finesse.
But sometimes?
Sometimes I want my lust to be a crowbar.
I want to force my way inside you,
open you,
in a way you cannot fathom,
in a way that leaves you bare
and exposed
and mine.
It is my need which will fuck you,
my mind,
my magic,
my history,
my sorrow,
my passion,
my body.
I want to claim you, to own you.
I want to keep you safe, and heal you.
I want to turn your wounds into sorceries.
I want to devour you,
to consume you with faith and frenzy.
And when you give yourself to me?
When you're mine forever?
I want you to know
in that moment
when you are empty
and blissfully wrung out,
that moment which will live eternally
in us-
you were wanted
you were needed
and you were delicious.
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good day turned into bad day. having a hard time. i’m gonna be ok! this is my reminder of happy days ahead!
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