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hopefulpenance · 1 day
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They should invent a new kind of body that doesn't do that
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hopefulpenance · 4 days
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hopefulpenance · 4 days
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fr tumblr is hilarious ill scroll past the same post like 15 times and maybe the 10 or 12th time im like alright yeah yknow what. thats good ill reblog. and now everyone whos already seen it 15 times has to see it AGAIN
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hopefulpenance · 6 days
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My boyfriend's professor doesn't believe I exist, so I sent this email
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And his professor responded with this
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hopefulpenance · 6 days
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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this
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hopefulpenance · 7 days
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hopefulpenance · 8 days
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i wish i was a boy so that boys would wish i was a girl so they could fuck me is that anything
it's everything. i understand you anon.
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hopefulpenance · 9 days
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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening
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hopefulpenance · 11 days
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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hopefulpenance · 11 days
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im normal<3
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hopefulpenance · 13 days
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was talking to my gf about my fear of dying young for being trans and my mom putting my deadname on my gravestone, and she said "i hope that never happens, but if it does, i will carve your name into your grave myself if i have to." and i think theres something extremely raw about that sentiment and trans community in general. you can kill only our bodies, but you cant kill transsexuality
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hopefulpenance · 13 days
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*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way
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hopefulpenance · 14 days
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To: [email protected] Subject: CLASS3290 Question
are you mad at me
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hopefulpenance · 15 days
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hopefulpenance · 16 days
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hopefulpenance · 18 days
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this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.
reblog to spread this version
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