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SOMEONE PLEASE HELP IM SO HORNY ITS UNBELIEVABLE AND I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO ABOUT IT
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talk too much | spencer reid
warnings: nsfw, minors dni, talk of sex and bdsm, talk of choking, drinking, honorifics
You were drunk, absolutely out of your mind drunk. It was a girls night in full of wine, food and movies. It was hosted at JJs house tonight while her husband and Henry were away. It was so nice, finally having a night off with just the girls. Penelope was typing away on her phone, obviously texting Derek about all the shenanigans we were getting up to. You guys talked about anything and everything but made sure never to talk about work, it was a girls night, not a night to ruin with sad work thoughts.
Emily was the first to bring up sex, drunkenly giggling about a night she had in college with a girl she met at a party. "A girl? No way!" JJ giggled, sipping her wine. "Don't act so surprised JJ! I see the way you look at me," she joked, winking at JJ and making her choke on her wine as she laughed. "If you wanna talk about the way people look at each other, why don't we talk about the way Penelope absolutely ogles at Derek," JJ pointed out, earning a laugh from Penelope, "are you joking! Have you seen that man? He was carved from the gods," She said, giggling as she set her phone down.
"Someone's oddly quiet," Emily pointed out, referring to you. You put your hands up in surrender, "I have nothing to add to this conversation," you laughed. "Nothing to add? Don't tell me you and Spence haven't.." JJ said, referring to you and Spencer having sex. "Oh my gosh you two haven't had sex?!" Emily laughed. "No! Oh my gosh! We have! I just didn't think you guys wanted to hear about my sex life with your coworker!" You said, placing your glass down on the table. "So, you two have had sex, interesting.." JJ said. "Interesting? What is that supposed to mean?" you asked, giggling slightly. "Just, forgive me but he seems so... boring in bed." Emily shrugged. "Oh he is far from boring.." you said, leaning back in your chair.
"Oh, do tell." Penelope encouraged. If you were sober you would've thought this through. Your private life with Spencer was exactly that... private. But you'd had way too many glasses of wine to really start thinking through what you were about to do. "I know he seems boring but let me tell you, he is anything but boring.." you said, smirking slightly. "Continue, continue." Emily said, taking a sip of her wine and enjoying the show. "Well, let's just say he has extensive knowledge of BDSM.." you giggled, hiding your red fact in your hands. "No way! He's kinky! But he's so- he's so pure!" JJ said, obviously not trying to think about her best friend being dirty.
"You asked me to explain!" You said in defense. "That's true and I think you should continue," Emily said, egging you on. Penelope was quick to help her with that, "What kind of extensive knowledge are we talking about?" She asked. "Well, we haven't tried much yet but... let's just say he's very good with his hands... when they're around my throat. You know?" You said. The girls erupted in a fit of laughter making you hide your blushing face once more. "No way! My spencer would never do that!" JJ said between laughs. "Well, my spencer does!" You piped in, earning more laughs from the girls.
"Oh my gosh! Do you call him daddy? Like stuff like that?" Emily asked. You shook your head quickly, "gosh no! He much prefers sir, it's an honorific that suits him." You said. "God, you weren't kidding about that extensive knowledge, huh?" Penelope giggled. "That's not even the half of it. He loves rules, honorifics, spitting-" JJ cut you off this time, "God, please stop," she laughed. "No, keep going! I definitely wanna hear more about this Sir Reid that we had no clue about!" Emily said. Penelope nodded along with her, "Spill," she said, leaning in to listen.
"Gosh, this is such a bad idea," you giggled, shaking your head. "Like- okay, those cuffs he carries around? We have used those for not so safe things," you said. "That has to be like a federal offense! Misuse of property or something!" JJ said, laughing but also hiding her face. "Don't even get me started on misuse of property, we've had sex in the closet at the office." You admitted. "There are security cameras!" Penelope cried. "Not in the closet!" You said defensively. "You guys are so dirty!" Emily said, giggling.
"Listen, i should stop, i don't think Spence would be very happy knowing I told you guys this stuff." You said, grabbing your glass and taking a sip. "What's he gonna do? Punish you?" Emily laughed. Your face flushed red and her eyes widened. "Oh my god! Ew!" JJ said, covering her ears. "I've learned way too much tonight, oh my gosh." Penelope said. "Yeah, way too much." You laughed. "I'm gonna text Spence to come get me." You said. "Can I get a ride with Sir too?" Emily asked. "Me too," Penelope piped up. "Fine, fine." You giggled, shaking your head.
Spencer showed up around 30 minutes later. He knocked on the door, smile on his face. JJ opened it and immediately started laughing, "I'm sorry, I can't- oh my god i can't-" she laughed, doubling over from how hard she was laughing. Spencer was confused but walked into the house nonetheless. "Hi Spence!" You smiled, running up to him and hugging him tightly. "Hi, y/n," he chuckled, hugging you back. "You ready to leave?" He asked and you nodded. "Oh, hey! We need a ride too! Sir," Emily winked at Spencer and his eyes widened. He looked down at you and you gave him a sheepish grin as if to apologize.
Spencer was silent during the ride, jaw clenched but he wasn't too mad. He couldn't be mad at you especially when he knew you were drunk and probably egged on by the other girls in the car. "Thanks sir," Emily giggled as she got out of the car. "No problem," Spencer mumbled. He took penelope home next, she was much nicer. Giggling a goodbye but not calling him Sir like Emily would and probably would for the rest of her life. He was silently hoping she was too drunk to be able to remember it tomorrow.
"I'm really sorry," you said after Penelope got out of the car. "I'm not angry, just a little irritated." He admitted. You looked down at your lap, you felt bad. You didn't mean to blab but you couldn't stop it either. "Hey.. I'm not upset with you. I promise, okay?" He said, reaching over and grabbing your hand. You turned and smiled at him, "I'll make it up to you," you said, smiling at him hopefully. "There's no reason for that. I'm not mad at you. I love you, okay?" He said. "I love you too." You smiled, leaning back in the chair and finally resting. If you were up for it, he would take care of it later when you weren't drunk or hungover.
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your writing x spencer is heaven sent
I might be coming back to write spencer reid smut ☺️
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you should finish the spy fic!! im invested :))
:) i’m definitely working on it. i’m super glad people actually want me to finish it <33 tysm anon
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should i finish this?!?
Spy!GeorgeNotFound x Spy!Reader
You and George had been sworn enemies ever since you both got introduced to each other. Dream expected this, though not to this extent. He never meant to cause this type of tension.
You and George were both put on a mission to spy on the opposing team. Obviously, you had a major problem with this. As much as you hated George’s guts you sure as hell loved the money from it. Your higher-up’s promised both of you a hefty price and you didn’t even have to split the money! You simply couldn’t turn that down for some stupid rivalry..
It was getting late and you still hadn’t made it to the campus where you left all your materials for the day. It was in a hidden location so it wasn’t quite easy to find.
“Hm, pathetic, I thought you knew where you were going? The suns going down and we still haven’t made it.”
Of course George had to complain about you both being slightly lost. All he does is whine, bitch, complain, and sleep; A good-for-nothing loser and that’s exactly why you hate him. He sits on a high pedestal expecting everything he wants—like it should be given to him on a gold plate, yet he does absolutely nothing to earn it. His moody attitude infuriated you.
He walked with his arms crossed, eyes darting towards the floor, avoiding yours. George always thought you were to optimistic about everything. You couldn’t take anything seriously for a second—everything was a joke to you. You’d barely had anything to say to him unless is was a negative comment.
The peculiar thing about both of you was that you both hated losing. The urge to win would take over your entire being as if it was a force. Nothing and no one would get in the way of that, even if it costed your life.
“If you were actually helping me, i’m sure we wouldn’t be in this predicament smartass. You know what, you hold the map for now. Let’s see you get to the base idiot!”
You looked at George in his dark chocolate eyes. If you looked hard enough, you could see your own reflection from how possibly dark they were. You couldn’t lie, George was an attractive man. His pink lips curved naturally and his cheeks similar to model. Though, his attractiveness couldn’t make up for his shitty personality nonetheless.
"fine!” He shouted, angrily looking back at you. He continued “If I find the base before you… you need to do something for me!” You were confused but you didn’t question this heated feeling in the pit of your stomach and accepted his challenge.
val- if i lose interest in a fic I stop writing it midway. Just wanting some opinions ig <3!
#18+ minors dni#dsmp smut#georgenotfound x reader smut#georgenotfound#dsmp#should i finish it?#<3#you probably won’t get this tonight
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ethan landry would definitely have a mommy kink and no one could tell me otherwise
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Could I request c!quackity comforting an s/o who's had a rough day? Maybe s/o just doesn't feel like they're enough or good enough for him?
i don’t know much about lore or canon characters but i tried my best 😭 ty <3
My Love
c!quackity x reader
warnings ; so much fluff it causes cavities </3, kinda short
You felt so damn useless. Your bosses were up your ass the entire day, putting so much on your shoulders. You simply couldn’t handle all this. All you wanted to do was cuddle with your favorite person in the world, though he’s been so busy recently that you felt like he didn’t want to spend his valuable time on you…
You made your way those familiar stairs to his casino, the bright lights blinded your eyes and the loud chatter hurt your ears; you truly needed a day off.
People usually couldn’t walk into Mr. Q’s office without knocking, but of course, You were special. Special enough to walk in unannounced. You, yourself hadn’t noticed that quite yet.
You peaked your head in first, seeing if your beloved Quackity was there. When he noticed your presence he directed his complete attention to you “Hey darling! So glad to see you, what do you need?” He asked you sweetly.
“Well…there isn’t really anything in particular, I just-“ You stopped, tilting your head down in shame. A boyfriend switch was activated in Quackity and he made his way over to you, taking you in his arms while softly patting your head “Baby, what’s wrong? I’ll give you all the time in the world, just tell me what’s bothering you mi amor.” You felt warmth. It was a nice change. “I feel so undeserving of you. You’ve been so busy lately and we haven’t been spending as much time together as we used to.” Sadness yet again formed in the pit of your stomach and right as you began to say something else he took your face in his hands, softly kissing you, the warmth from before instantly returned and a light blush rested on both of your cheeks. You felt loved. You were loved.
“If anything, I don’t deserve you! You’re such an amazing partner… I’ll spend as much time with you as possible to show you my love doll.”
Everything he said meant so much to you, as to him. He rubbed your back, putting you at peace, wanting to be as close as possible to you.
“I love you ducky~”
“I love you too mi amor”
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please send asks 😞 I work better if i’m being forced to do it
-minors or ageless blogs dni
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suddenly i feel so sick 🤭
god. damn. i think i might have the flu or something and i REALLY need a nurse rn
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Your boundaries thing lists quackity as no NSFW (which hell yes, love to see people respecting his boundaries) but he's not in the people you will write for section?
So do you not write for quackity/c!quackity at all? I'm sorry if I'm misunderstanding something!
Oh yes im sorry for the misunderstanding- o.O no need to apologize
So I do write for Quackity but only platonic fics bc of his boundaries! So sorry for confusing you <33
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Just a question do you write platonic/romantic (No smut) for characters like c!quackity?
Yes I do! sorry for the late reply anon but I do write romantic / platonic type fics for Big Q! <3
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A Friendly Reminder !
If you do not have an age indication in your bio / pinned post you will be blocked!
Just a quick reminder, before you ask please go look at my pinned post! There are some things/people that I won't write for. Certain people do not want to be written about and some things make me uncomfortable so please respect that <3
(and yes, i am currently working on other fanfics)
> ( ask box is OPEN, along with DMs as well <3 )
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Mr. President, you called?~
C! Jschlatt x M! Reader
warnings ; Male!Reader, NSFW, HCs, quite short, as usually not proof-read
> ( ask box is OPEN, along with DMs as well <3 )
He'd invite you into his lustrous office, creating small talk before he fucked your brains out
i feel like he'd definitely be into you holding onto his horns or a little bit of bondage maybe
he'd want you to tie him up to his office chair and offer him a lap dance like one of his stripper employees 😵💫
"yea, jus' like that honey. Look at you makin' me so proud!" He'd say as you suck him dry, making contact with teary eyes from how far he is down your throat
After a long day of work he simply couldn't contain himself after calling you into his office for some "important documentation". A bottle of whiskey on his desk and some condoms in his drawer-you knew what was coming for ya.
ok but schlatt leaving lovebites on you- he'd leave some on your neck (making sure its visible to everyone cause your his and HIS ALONE), on your chests, even on your dick
^ He would totally get you riled up just by just kitty-licks or lovebites on your dick.
You'd be seein' stars when hes done with you. best sex of your life .
limping out of his office with sweat falling down your face after getting the absolute pounding of your life
your ass would definitely hurt for some time lol
thats all i got <3 fuck its like 3 am and i have a test today gn lovess <33
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NO BC ADORE WAS INCREDIBLE?!? IVE NEVER READ SMUT THAT GOOD AND IT WASNT EVEN PROOF READ
TY- OMG <33 ILY GUYSS, I'll definitely try to post more knowing that people actually like my writing!
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