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Oh Heavens Me

Chuck comes home expecting a sleeping Ned. She gets so much more than she ever imagined.

AKA; Chuck walks in on Ned masturbating by humping a pillow. She watches him fall apart and they talk while he showers after. She gets a terribly good idea.

“Ned, honey, I picked up the tape and plastic wrap. Let’s refresh that- oh” Chuck said as she walked through the door. Ned had said he was going to lay down for a nap before she left, so she turned to their bedroom with her shopping bags in hand. But she was met with quite the scene.

“Oh my god!” The man, her man, screeched and jumped, successfully throwing himself off the side of the bed.

He’d just been caught humping his pillow like a dog. He shoved his cock down into grey sweatpants and sat up already spitting out an apology.

“I’m sorry I thought you’d be out for another hour and I thought I locked the door! I’m sorry! I-” He said quickly, waving his hands around in panic.

“What were you up to Mr. Piemaker?” Chuck asked as she walked around to stand by Ned’s feet. She stared down at where Ned’s erection pushed up the fabric at the front of his pants. She couldn’t believe what she’d just seen. It was hot, obviously, but also so odd. But so was Ned.

Ned scooted back and pulled his shirt down to cover what was about to be a wet spot. He swallowed thickly and tried to breathe a bit slower.

“I um I was doing nothing?” Ned said and smiled weakly. The way the pilled material of his sweatpants rub against his tip and shaft made him wanna curl up and finish what he had started. He tried to keep his eyes focused and his breathing even but it was difficult.

Chuck smiled and shook her head. She looked back to the pillow that was previously being assaulted. She picked it up and examined the wet spot on it. There was a bit of a divet from where the man been driving his cock against it.

Ned got onto his knees and tried to grab it back but Chuck was faster and pulled it back as Ned stood up.

“No, don't touch that! It’s um it’s dirty! I need to wash it!” Ned said quickly and kept trying to snatch the pillow but being cautious not to touch Chuck's hands. He really didn’t need her to tease him right now. Each movement rubbed his hard cock against the inside of his sweatpants. It made his knees weak and made his hips tremble.

Chuck snickered and turned her back. She could still see Ned’s cock hard and needy in his pants. His face was all red and blushed and he sounded so desperate. She thought he looked so… hot. Cute and hot.

“Hm I don’t think so. I don’t think you finished what you started. Come to think of it, I've lived here for quite a while and I’ve never seen you masturbate.” Chuck said with fake innocence.

Ned whined and pressed his hands down on his dick. He didn’t want Chuck to know how he masturbated. It was weird and he knew it. He didn’t want that to be the thing to drive her away.

“That’s cute. Now keep going.” Chuck said seriously and tossed the pillow into Ned’s chest.

Ned looked shocked for a second, clutching the pillow to his chest, as Chuck sat in the chair that was in the corner of the room. She kept a serious face the entire time.

“What? No, no I can’t. I can’t, I get nervous.” Ned said and moved from foot to foot. He was so close to cumming. His balls ached. He wanted to keep going. He wanted to let Chuck see him. He really just wanted something to rub on his cock and let him cum.

“Yeah no. That’s not gonna work. You're not nervous right now. Looks like you're even more excited. Now keep going.” Chuck said as she looked directly at Ned’s crotch as he kept shifting around. She crossed her legs and kept her eyes glued to him.

Ned chewed the inside of his mouth and shifted foot to foot and thought.

It’ll be fine. Fine. It’ll be Fine. It’s Chuck.

He sat down on the bed.

Chuck faked being bored and motioned her hand to come on . She was really quite excited but if she was excited Ned would get embarrassed and shut her out.

He scooted back to the middle of the bed and crossed his legs criss-cross. Pillow laying beside himself.

It’ll be fine.

Ned looked at Chuck with a nervous look.

“You’ll be okay. Just do what you were doing. I’ll be right here.” Chuck said and smiled sweetly. Ned always just needs some reassurance. He just needs a little encouragement.

Ned swallowed and pulled his pillow into his lap. He let out a sigh. The pressure against his cock was good. Better if the hot skin could rub against the soft silky fabric.

Ned gave one more glance up at Chuck, who’s eyes shimmered and seemed to get darker as her pupils expanded, before pulling his cock out behind the pillow. The border between them helped. She wouldn’t be able to see his cock or the way his hips desperately bucked.

He pushed his forehead into the top of the pillow and whimpered a bit as he moved the pillow to press against his length. His first small thrust pulled a sigh as he melted into the firmness of his pillow, wrapping his arms around it, almost hugging it. He let the plush cushion support his weight.

He pushed up against the pillow and moaned lightly. He did it over and over and over, pushing the pillow down as his hips pushed up. He got lost in the pleasure of it, whining and forgetting all about his audience.

He pulled the pillow closer to himself and pushed it harder onto his cock. He let out gasping little moans and high squeaky whines. He tried to keep his noises down, though he never really made a whole lot of noise in the first place.

He breathed harder and felt his balls drawn up and globs of precum smear across the pillowcase.

He felt his orgasm coming closer and closer. He brought his face to lie sideways on the top of the pillow, facing out, and caught Chuck's eyes.

He gasped and tears pricked the edges of his eyes. He started to pant harshly as his eyes floated out of focus, only really seeing Chuck’s outline.

“You’re so pretty. I wish I could kiss you right now.” Chuck whispered with her eyes full of devotion and love. She could barely strangle back the urge to tackle him back onto the bed and kiss him and feel his body and sit on his-

Ned’s eyes crossed as he fell forward and pushed his hips up two more times before he let out a long low moan. His mouth formed a perfect O as his muscles spasmed for a moment.

Chuck drew in a strangled breath as she watched Ned’s eyelids flicker and his hips stutter. He went completely lax and laid with his face against the sheet and the pillow supporting his body.

Ned caught his breath after a moment of his eyes being closed. He looked up and Chuck wasn’t in her chair anymore. He moved to be on his hands and knees.

“Ch-“ He started but was stopped.

He felt a pillow on his back.

“You have a cute ass, you know that? Why won't you let me see your body more? I bet your all over really cute.” Chuck said softly as she rubbed the pillow that laid across his back. She had saw an opportunity to see the Pie Makers little bottom and she jumped at the chance.

Ned shivered and turned red with embarrassment. His sweatpants had slipped down his hips and off his ass. It revealed his pale buttocks, each with a few freckles speckling across them, and his shirt had ridden up to show his thin waist and boney back.

Ned groaned and sat up slowly. Chuck walked back to her chair and flopped down into it.

“I’m not ‘cute’. I’m big and gangly and and not cute. I don’t understand why you even wanted to see me like this or why you’d ever want to see me naked.” Ned grumbled in a nasty tone as he sat back and grabbed a tissue from his bedside. He wiped away the cum from his softening cock and put himself away. He carefully pulled the soiled pillowcase and turned the case inside out.

“It’s because I think you’re cute. You’d like to see me naked I bet. You’d like that wouldn’t you Ned?” Chuck said the last in a low seductive tone. Ned whipped his head around and he watched as Chuck unbuttoned her blouse.

“You d-don’t need-” Ned tried to object but he couldn’t as more and more of her chest became exposed.

“I’ll take something off. You take something off. I’ve just seen you orgasm, Ned. How about I’ll get down to my underwear and I get to see you shower? Fair enough?” Chuck said as she pulled her top off. Ned was frozen as he took in her form. She stood and slipped her skirt off her legs and sat back down in her chair with her legs crossed.

He just stared at her for a long moment. She had on a simple plain looking cherry red bra and yellow cheeky cut underwear. She looked so… warm. Soft.

Ned stared at her thighs as they squished against the chair. He had flashes of thighs about being between them. He looked at her chest and imagined how nice it would be to kiss the space between them. He got lost in thought.

“Ned, you need to take yours off now.” Chuck said and smiled at Ned who stayed standing by the bed, cam on pillowcase in hand. Face blank of expression. Other than his blow out pupils and the faraway look in his eyes.

“Ned, come on. If you really don’t want to just say so. I won’t judge.” Chuck said kindly and raised her hand in surrender. This snapped Ned out of his daze of… less than savory thoughts. His face pinkened and he looked down at his pillow. The wet spot reminding him of what he just let Chuck see.

It’s fine. It’s just Chuck.

Mind still fogged a bit with the sweet release he hadn’t been able to reach in over a month, he pulled his shirt over his head. He still turned away from Chuck after a moment though. His skin prickled at the chill of the apartment air.

“Oh come on I just saw youtube off on your pillow, your nipples don’t scare me.” Chuck said, chuckling and stood up. She wished she could grab his shoulders and turn him around. Or pull his sweatpants down to his ankles. Oh she’d love just to be able to pull those sweatpants down.

Instead she walked to the doorway and stood. Ned turns red and kept his eyes down. He put his shirt in hand with his pillowcase and put his hand on his waistband.

“Are you sure? You won’t think anything weird, will you?” Ned said and looked over at Chuck but quickly looked away. He’d seen her dressed like this before, realiving bees and going to bed. But in this sense it seemed… so intimate. Too intimate.

“I make no promises about my thoughts. But I will try not to think anything too odd. Just c’mon Ned! I’m so curious…” Chuck offered and smiled at Ned's shy attitude.

“Nothing too… nothing too scary.” Ned replied, swallowing thickly. He glanced over at Chuck's eyes and slid his pants down to his ankles and stepped out of them. He wanted to hold the trousers over his crotch but just shoved them into his hand and walked quickly to the doorway, keeping his eyes up above Chuck's head.

"Excuse me." Ned forced out of his mouth.

Chuck just stood and took in all the boy in front of him. He was in fact quite cute. Thin, pale, and cute. She took a moment to look down at the still pinked up cock that laid against a slim thigh. That was cute too, now that it was nearly soft. Big but cute.

She stepped aside and let him walk past her to first put the pillowcase beside his hamper and then his clothes in the hamper and walk to the bathroom.

“Don’t look at my butt.” He said as he turned on the water and pulled only the clear curtain closed. Chuck giggled a bit and sat on the sink facing her boyfriend. She hadn’t even bothered to close the bathroom door. She indeed stared at his butt as he bent down to make sure the drain was open.

“Why not? Your little butt is so cute. I love the freckles.” Chuck said and obviously stared at Ned’s rear. He couldn’t decide whether to cover his junk or his butt and ended up just standing under the water turned away from her a bit.

“Oh come on don’t be so bashful. Actually, continue. It’s darling.” Chuck teased more and Ned giggled as he got a pump of body wash and started with his shoulders and arms.

“So why? Is it a kink or something?” Chuck asked as she took in Ned’s naked body. She liked his body. He was so lean and long and cute as a button. His muscles flexed under his skin each time he moved. His happy trail that was usually hidden by underwear was in full view, all short neat dark hair. His thighs and butt were slightly speckled with freckles. Maybe one day she could count them.

He turned and brought his hands up to wash his ears and neck.

“I don’t like um I don’t like touching myself with my hands. Like in a sex way. The whole touching dead things all the time really makes ya know. Lose it.” Ned said and nodded toward his groin. Chuck nodded and thought about it. Makes sense. Sort of.

“You know they make sex toys for that, right? Like tube contraption things with-“ Chuck said and started waving her hands around making shapes.

“Shush shushshushshushushushushush, I know but I can’t just go buy one. I tried and ran out of the store.” Ned stared off and ended up looking at the shower wall. He shivered at the memory of himself only two years ago walking into the dark store and being so overwhelmed with everything… going home full of need and discovering things he’d never thought about before…

“Why not?! Don’t you think I’d feel better than a pillow? Surely that pillow rubs you raw. You deserve nice things Ned.” Chuck explained exasperatedly. She couldn’t wrap her head around the fact Ned knew he could have something better.

Ned shrugged and turned around which showed Chuck his front. Chuck couldn’t help but watch as the soapy studs slid down Ned’s slender form. From his shoulders down his chest over the ridges and dips of his abs over the dip of his hips and down his pale legs.

“I just… I went back a few times and tried but I always got too nervous and then a saleswoman asked me if I needed help because I was always there but I never bought anything. Anyway I got terrified and just stood there like an idiot. Well until I literally ran out of the store. I was too embarrassed to ever go back.” Ned explained and washed his hair. His neck all long and unmarked. She’d love to cover it in hickies. Especially over his adam’s apple which stood out with his head thrown back as it was.

“Well what if I go get you one? Then I could really get you going. Huh, how about that?” Chuck said and let her voice drop to a deeper and quieter tone. She also dropped from the sink and walked toward where Ned had his head back, rinsing his hair.

He wiped the water from his eyes and was about to object and say “ ‘oh no I could never ask you to do that and plus there are risks! Why don’t we stick to what we already do now’ ” but when he opened his mouth there was a crinkle of plastic there was suddenly a hand holding his fully soft cock causing him to curl over himself and let out a gasp and a breathy moan.

“I could tie you down and keep you there. I could milk you dry, Mister Pie Maker.” Chuck said quietly, in a low sultry tone. She drew her hand down his cock, pulling her hand tighter over the crown. The plastic was slick with water and offered no resistance.

Ned’s knees were unfortunately in the same state and he buckled. He barely softened the blow to his knees with his hands sliding down the shower wall.

Chuck gasped and knelt by him, obviously concerned.

“Oh my god! Ned! Are you okay?!” She said and Ned’s eyes flickered and then looked up at her. His lips were slightly open and he breathed slightly heavier. He swallowed and nodded.

“I’m okay. Just… ah really sensitive still. Oh gosh Chuck… I just came, you can’t talk all… all bothering like that.” Ned said as he turned the water off and stood up behind the plastic barrier.

Chuck smiled and made a decision in her mind.

“Well I think I forgot something at the store. How about you make dinner and actually take a nap. I’ll see you later.” Chuck said and leaned forward to catch the pie maker's lips through the plastic. Ned closed his eyes and started to melt into the kiss. He was tired and warm and a nap sounded perfect.

Chuck pulled back and cradled her lover's chin in her hands for a moment. She smiled at him and turned and marched out to put her clothes back on. She heard a whine as she left.

God. What was that woman thinking about?

#fanfic.smut #GOOD

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