my friend events this week:

I reached out to an old high school friend after 12 years of not speaking, only to find that she's in Greece doing a phd on psychiatric euthanasia. I confessed to being ignorant about the topic, so she emailed me 19 research papers and said "this will be a good start"

I asked another friend to provide a professional reference for me as part of a grant application. she agreed to, on the condition that I log into neopets, collect the daily free item, and transfer it to her account

I kiss you with tongue and as that happens I slide an ibuprofen in your mouth since you have a headache

antwithabindle.com/careers

me going to bed tonight

I was talking about my type in men and my 65 year old coworker said 'oh you like you some little princess boys'

I'm never going to come back from that

i'm such a big fan of laios using being well fed as proof that he's serious. like there's so many techbros & etc who will use not eating breakfast as proof that they're productive & just in general, the idea of being "too busy to eat" is getting more common (which is exactly what toshiro is doing here!) but laios is like. no. i'm so serious about this i'm thinking about what comes next. i'm so serious about this i'm making sure my body can do everything it can when i need it.

the fact that everyone in the party took care of themselves & carefully planned out their route & when they'd take breaks is what made them so successful. they always made sure to understand their limits

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don’t want to go to the club) the imagination

hey who left this dirty big omelette here

Ryoko Kui - Harpy

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

i have never wanted a carabiner so fucking bad

controversial take but caren, noel, and coco from mermaid melody have the same energy as seika, pa-san, and kikuri from bocchi the rock