Instead of the audience being taken by surprise when Mike and Will kiss, I want their mutual feelings and pining to be so obvious from the start of the season and to be so drawn out that the audience is practically pulling their hair out and begging for them to just kiss already because the tension is so tight. Especially if, say, the season is split into two volumes of four episodes but they don’t kiss until vol. 2. I want people in the reaction videos yelling at their screens. I want people on twitter to be losing their minds because they haven’t kissed yet. I want Reddit losing their shit because all of the signs are so obvious but they’re scrambling to deny it. Give me chaos.

HEAETSTOPPER S2 AUGUST 3RD OMG IM SO EXCITED FORNTHIS

thinking about how if Eddie was cornered for a fight he’d probably play to his strengths and try to freak out his attackers by bouncing around like old timey boxers, looking like a kangaroo and punching the air while saying ‘oh you wanna go??? You wanna go??? Well let me tell you! There’s going to be three hits!!! Me hitting you, you hitting the floor and the ambulance hitting 80 when it takes you to the hospital. That’s right. The old left, right, goodnight. The ol’ razzle dazzle!’

And the guys just…leave? Because what is this guy doing? And why is he moving like that?

Eddie munson: 1, bullies: 42. Things are finally looking up.

What Eddie doesn’t know is that Steve Harrington was standing just off to the side and waved the bullies on when he saw it all kick off. Not wanting to interrupt Eddie’s…technique…he did what he could without raising suspicions

the telepathic ability of siblings to have the same song stuck in their head

Chuuya says he's got a list of ways to brutally torture dazai and its. Hanging him upside down and spinning him around for a few minutes.

Like the one time he ACTUALLY had the chance to torture the infamous traitor dazai for reals he breaks the chains and challenges him to a fair hand to hand fight instead? And then lets him off the hook. And gives him the confidential information he wanted. And leaves him by cracking an inside joke?

He says he's gonna kill dazai and then proceeds to shout in worry everytime dazai gets a scratch.

Okay chuuya. Gayass.

Bruce: I sleep with a baseball bat under my pillow. Vance: I sleep with a knife. Robin: Both of you are pathetic. Vance: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with, Arellano? Robin: Finney.

Computer: Enter password

Robin, typing: finn

Computer: Too weak

Robin:

[Later]

Finney: Robin, what happened to the computer?

Robin: It insulted you.

pt.2 because I am a man of the people 

Higuchi is literally my favorite. She’s like, what if a woman was a badass mafioso but simultaneously so pathetic. Like the wet cat energy is so strong in her. Asagiri was really onto something. Let women be pathetic. Thank you.

Because it’s actually about the way Eddie looks at Richie

SOMEONE HELP MRMEEE PLEASE TELL ME SOME OF YOU GUYS HAVE HEARD OF A FIC WHERE FINNEY IS SPIDERMAN AND STUFF AND THE BOYS ARE ALL ALIVE NO GRABBER AND THEY'RE IN LIKE COLLEGE AND LIVE IN NYCCCCC I CAN'T FIND IT AND I FORGOT THE NAMEMEEE

This man is so fine my dear lord (@iloveoda this is Harry Osborn)

huhyh

I’m just going to pretend you’re Fukuchi so don’t take this personal bae 🫶

You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that you make.

(@iloveoda) THIS IS THE TIKTOK I CRIED OVER

KAAUAUAUAHAH WHYYY *sobs, vomits, crys, balls eyes out, curls into a ball* (Video not mine! Belongs to rightful owner: @wtfdunkys

Bonus funny thing to cheer you up:

HC that Lucy starts to teach Atsushi and the rest of the ADA American slang and memes as a joke, but then it just starts to get out of hand. Atsushi tries to “it is what it is” out of every major life situation. Yosano mutters “slay queen” while looking at murder cases. Kenji unintentionally hits Kunikida with an “ok boomer.” Dazai learns the phrase, “fuck it, we ball,” and gets 10x worse in his shenanigans.