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ask memes/sentence starters of things i’ve overheard from a year spent working ( mostly nights ) at the front desk of a dorm. warnings for mature language/nsfw themes
❛ are you okay ? ❜
❛ i’m okay because i’m with you ❜
❛ we’re gonna go wish that fucker happy birthday because he’s a dick ❜
❛ where are we gonna put this ? we didn’t think about that ❜
❛ do you think the devil actually does marijuana ? ❜
❛ cool, i can tell you i’m intoxicated ❜
❛ i hit my ass ❜
❛ you brush your teeth, right ? ❜
❛ i’m just trying to make a difference ❜
❛ people shouldn’t be trashy ❜
❛ nine flights of stairs ? fuck that ❜
❛ i can’t open the door ! ❜
❛ you’re lying. ❜
❛ can’t we just stay inside ? it’s raining. ❜
❛ it was your fault ❜
❛ you’re so nice ❜
❛ i don’t know i’m just a little freaked out after seeing puke all over the parking lot ❜
❛ the first step to trespassing is wearing black ❜
❛ you failed the first step ❜
❛ the bible says thou who deep fry cheese shall live in prosperity ❜
❛ i wouldn’t lie about that ❜
❛ just because you HAVE to do something doesn’t mean you have to do something ❜
❛ oh no my boob is out ! ❜
❛ crazier idea - what if we put stairs in here ❜
❛ i haven’t been home since august ❜
❛ i’m gonna teepee your house ❜
❛ fuck you ! ❜
❛ i love [ name ] but not really because i haven’t had sex with him/her/them yet ❜
❛ i’m gonna punch him ❜
❛ are you saying that, like, sarcastically ? ❜
❛ this is not the right floor ❜
❛ that’s true, you are pretty sly ❜
❛ what are you talking about ? ❜
❛ i don’t know how to fucking read ❜
❛ where’s my wallet ?! oh it’s in my hand ❜
❛ i have to write a whole paper by tuesday ❜
❛ i think you’re so cute ❜
❛ where are we going ? ❜
❛ did you just trip ? ❜
❛ it’s probably why i am the way i am ❜
❛ i’m gonna grab my laser and i’ll bring it to your room ❜
❛ those are the ugliest pants that could ever exist ❜
❛ she sounds like a middle school theater kid ❜
❛ oh you’re rich ❜
❛ the boys are more important ❜
❛ i feel bad every time you ask to do something cause i say i have to do something ❜
❛ i feel like we’re the home alone family ❜
❛ does that say fentanyl on it ? ❜
❛ why is that so big ? ❜
❛ are we getting high or what ? ❜
❛ i gotta piss like a fucking race horse ❜
❛ my life is ballin right now, it’s so good ❜
❛ i’ve got some stories ❜
❛ i do NOT do well under pressure ❜
❛ i just learned how to read this year ❜
❛ i’m absolutely not okay with any of this ❜
❛ if i didn’t like you i wouldn’t have bought you beer ❜
❛ i went to juvenile jail that shit is fucking depressing ❜
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